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Some Secrets Shouldn't Be Hidden

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I see gay ships where ever I go now...... Thanks Tumblr
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When the unflappable character sees someone they care about in danger and the mask slips, it's great.

But when the unflappable character sees someone they care about in danger, and the mask DOESN'T slip.

Because they understand they need to be calm and unflappable now more than ever; if it protects them, it will certainly protect the person they care about. So their voice doesn't waver, their hands don't shake. They don't panic. From the outside looking in, they're as calm as could be. They handle it.

But after it's over-when the person they care about is safe, and the unflappable character is alone-they completely shatter. Gasping breaths, sobs, barely holding it together because someone they love almost DIED, and it was far, far too close for comfort.

(Optional: Character that they care about finds them in this state and comforts them.)

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Anonymous asked:

confession time: people who complain to no end about rb's dominance need to find a different sport or just get over it. like i understand being a hater and i get that it's annoying when a team you don't like is getting all the attention (i suffered thru seven years of merc dominance, i get it) but at the same time you are watching the "who can build fastest car competition" you seriously cannot be that mad when the people who've built the fastest car keep winning

people only say that because they don't like redbull, give any other team and they'd be celebrating this dominance like it was theirs

okay hit me up with ur anon confessions about this f1 season

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Anyone interested in a Danny Ric Hoodie? It’s a Men’s Small. The neck hole is just a little too tight I normally wear a Women’s Medium to Large.

It would cost me about half of what I paid to return it to the UK. I’m in the US. Willing to ship anywhere but buyer pays shipping. Costs about $10 if in the US. I just want to recoup what I paid for it.

Hoodie $65

Shipping Varys, US $10

PayPal or Venmo.

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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

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supapoopa

What a time to be alive.

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tenthcorner

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

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stephendann

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

Fuck building a snowman. Let’s build a DRAGON.

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trisscar368

Rule one of fandom: there are some things that only exist for us.

Don’t send actors fics

Don’t give them explicit art ever

Don’t tag them in rpf questions or theories

Don’t try to bring them into fandom drama of any kind

Don’t hold them responsible for what the producers and writers decide

They’re still people.  They have private lives, which do not include fandom.

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bizships

Some people really need to understand this. Stop tagging actors in fannish activities. Period.

Louder for the people just arrived here

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kayvsworld

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

I will order my favorite flavor of ice cream no matter which store is selling it.

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Your team boss says you need a few dnfs to catch up your rival.

Your rival is respectful up until that point.

You go ahead and miss the apex by a meter and do your trademark move and clip your rival's rear tyre and send him to the wall at 50+ G.

Your rival ends up at the hospital. Neither your team gives a fuck about informing you about the state of your rival nor you care to ask.

You win the race, get all the points, celebrate like a lunatic who won the WDC.

Reporter asks you if sending Max to the hospital threw a shadow over your win and you say, "No."

Even Charles says he was a bit vary of battling you and backed off after seeing what happened to Max.

All the media makes it seem like Max exaggerated (yeah, you can apparently exaggerate a near death experience) and what's there to get angry over, huh?

You are the biggest drama queen of all times and a master at making yourself out to be the victim in even after attempting murder (like you used to blame your other rival when he just touched you a bit).

An 8 months old interview gets unearthed just before where you fucked up, so that people can attack on Max and you kick back and watch it while hoping Max would say something to dig himself in. Then play cool by saying "Stop booing, because Max's mistake is in the past." What mistake? Like, existing beside you?

Then, this year you go and confess you didn't want to shunt Max's title rival and took the apex this time before going up to the press and saying this year was class racing, implying Max is stupid, carefully feeding the clever Charles/idiot Max narrative.

Yet, this year Charles had given you less space and even says he felt worried during that overtaking and kept looking at his mirror after passing you.

You are a piece of work.

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vettelcore

if you spent all of last year calling max a dirty driver who doesnt know how to race clean, you must cover your eyes every time he and leclerc have a fight

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