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yew shrub rejuvination in progress

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mallory// @rnallory_h
they/them//27//teacher->grad student
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my professor did not notice I quoted les mis in my wind ensemble piece so I will live another day

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The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat

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onahotrock

do you have a picture of the little guy

He hissed at me 3 times while I took this picture

Thinking about how to kill and murder and bite and destroy humans

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Reminder to self:

What do you mean?? I took one whole day off! Why am I not immediately recovered from years of barely scraping by at subsistence level???

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bullshitting in the jazz fest office when suddenly my nice, normal (albeit churchy) friend sings “i’m a member of the midnight crew” as we were talking about overnight volunteering, etc

my brain short circuits and all I can eek out is “how….. how do you know that”

he cheerily says something like “oh! you read homestuck too?” as if uttering the word wouldn’t summon some otherworldly beast. as if its the most normal thing in the world.

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charl0ttan

*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason

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maxfact

My mom would love this post

I was right

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