my professor did not notice I quoted les mis in my wind ensemble piece so I will live another day
The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat
do you have a picture of the little guy
He hissed at me 3 times while I took this picture
Thinking about how to kill and murder and bite and destroy humans
no i don’t think that was based on my likes actually
lovecore this. cottagecore that. what about the reactor core its going to explode
Reminder to self:
What do you mean?? I took one whole day off! Why am I not immediately recovered from years of barely scraping by at subsistence level???
A little oil portrait of my friend’s cat in a thrifted frame 🐈
The toasted marshmallow boy gave his approval.
Apparently, Aaron Fullerton's tweet wasn't even satire. Trump supporters actually, literally think like that.
bullshitting in the jazz fest office when suddenly my nice, normal (albeit churchy) friend sings “i’m a member of the midnight crew” as we were talking about overnight volunteering, etc
my brain short circuits and all I can eek out is “how….. how do you know that”
he cheerily says something like “oh! you read homestuck too?” as if uttering the word wouldn’t summon some otherworldly beast. as if its the most normal thing in the world.
Ah yes.
27 year old coming of age story
37 year old coming of age story
You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter
2 sentence horror story
constantly amazed that taking my meds actually helps. how was I supposed to know that would happen.
*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason
My mom would love this post
I was right
obsessed with the girl who says that if you lie on the floor long enough you will start to cry and shake because your body is 'releasing excess cortisol' like i just think you might be going through something girl