turn the jets on for him !!!

yeah let him have some bubbles

Just driving on Elaadan things.

Pedro Pascal for Interview Magazine

(omG)

I'm glad priorities are in order

vinyl is probably the best medium because the material is relatively soft so it’s easier to eat. cassettes are a pain in the ass because you can’t eat the shell, you have to wind out all the music yourself to eat it. i hate cassettes.

fish in animal crossing when the bobber is literally 2 inches from their face

This is what I’m here for

No matter the species……. mama is Comfy

pic i made

You know who I “stan”? My mom

viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

There was a financial crisis

sorry bro can’t hear you i think st peter is calling my name

Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

here’s a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)

my severe aversion to math is seen as a weakness today but it definitely would have kept me safe from being burned at the stake in the 1600s so you tell me what's more valuable: survival or pEmDaS

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.