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Overdue Call

happy fiddleford friday everyone. I hope you all are having an enjoyable day! I've been meaning to partake for a LONG while but haven't had the time to read through and clean this up.

this was inspired by this post by @tazmiilly and I've had that comic in my mind, marinating like a delicious roast. So i hope you all enjoy!

(also on ao3!)

Fiddleford felt numb. He walked blindly as he tried to ground himself, his mind racing so fast he couldn't keep up with any of the thoughts, if there even were any, that were bouncing around his head. Stanford's words echoed in his mind. Words of disappointment, betrayal, and failure would normally weigh him down but Fiddleford kept walking. Hoping that putting distance between himself and that accursed house in the middle of the woods would somehow silence the voice of his best friend.

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Crystal Meet Cute

My secret Santa gift for @mother-ofthe-universe. They wanted something to do with their Stanley Universe Au. And my fiddstan heart felt kinship for a scene they described. They enjoyed it so I hope you all enjoy it too (and be sure to check out their work too, they have some really fun au's)

(also on ao3!)

Fiddleford gave a heavy sigh. Greasy's diner wasn’t the best place to eat. As is the name, the food was greasy, and the coffee was too watery. Then again, that isn’t why most people came out to this diner in the middle of the town. At least Fiddleford dearly hoped no one was coming out to Greasy’s for the food. For most it was a convenient and criminally cheap place to eat.

But for Fiddleford McGucket, a visit to Greasy’s in the morning was a chance to socialize. Working with Stanford Pines wasn’t bad, he was his best friend after all. However, knowing Stanford as well as he did, he knew the man was averse to meeting people, and heaven forbid he spoke with them. And while he did love his friend dearly, there was only so many times he could talk about their latest research notes or their next DDmD game plan. 

Fiddleford needed to talk to people, different people, new people. And while the townsfolk were odd, they were at least interesting for conversation. From the fellow southerner who ran the car dealership, to the loud lumberjack, even the aspiring news presenter entered through Greasy’s always open doors. Everyone had their own lives with their own stories to share. And Fiddleford enjoyed listening to each and every one. He was more than eager to share some of his own.  It helped break down the confusion surrounding Stanford and his research, and in some instances made it worse. 

Unfortunately today was shaping up to be a rather quiet morning. Winter in Oregon was harsher than some places. And this morning seemed worse than usual, 6 inches of snow with more expected throughout the day, made it no wonder as to why the diner was empty. It seemed that most of the town was taking their time in getting out of bed. Fiddleford wasn’t afforded that luxury as his roommate and employer had a strict schedule for observing nature, and any desire to avoid frostbite was considered irrelevant.

He was ready to pick himself up, and leave the empty diner when the door opened. Working for a few months in Gravity Falls had gotten Fiddleford used to the locals, even to the  oddities that tried to blend in among them, but the man who walked through the diner door was not something or one he had seen before. He had long curled hair that reached his back, a familiar square jaw and a cheeky grin. But the oddest part, from where Fiddleford stood at least, was the fact that the man was walking around in a T-shirt in this blistering cold.

“Heya Susan!” the man called in a gravelly voice. “Give me the usual. With extra sugar.”

“Comin’ right up Stan.” Susan called back with her usual cheerful tone. 

He walked into the diner, taking a seat a couple of booths down from Fiddleford. Looking down at his coffee, Fiddleford felt a wave of curiosity and sympathy wash over him. He picked up his mug and made his way to this ‘Stan’. He stopped next to the booth before speaking. “Mornin’ Stan.” Fiddlefod said with his friendliest smile. “Is this seat taken?”

“Mornin’ to you too Mac, how’d you get my name?” Stan said, he reached a hand into his pocket and gave Fiddleford a quick once over. 

“Hard to miss it with Susan yellin’ it across the diner.” Fiddleford chuckled. “I don’t have time to come to town for long, so I try to talk to anyone I can before I have to go back to work.”

“Yeah, yeah. take a seat if you want.” Stan withdrew his hand from his pocket and pointed to the seat opposite him. His attention engrossed in the worn out menu in front of him.

“What’s your usual? If’n you don’t mind me asking.” Fiddleford took his seat, placing his coffee on the table.

“Black.” Stan said flatly.

“Smart, smart. The coffee here don’t taste too good if you ask me.” Fiddleford spoke behind his hand. Not wanting to hurt Susan’s feelings with his words.

“Like having sex on a canoe.” Stan rolled his eyes. “So what’s your name Mr. Talks-a-lot.” 

“My name is Fiddleford Hadron McGucket.” Fiddleford proudly offered his hand. “Pleased to make your acquaintance.” 

“Nice to meet you too, Fidds.” Stan hardly looked up from his menu. Fiddleford could see that the other man was scanning through the page quickly. His eyes went from price then to menu item. Watching someone else in a similar situation to him when he was in college hurt Fiddleford’s heart. He was about to say something else when something on the back of Stan’s menu caught his eyes, and an idea sparked to life in his mind.

“Susan!” Fiddleford called. “Can I get two plates of waffles please?”

“Comin’ Right up Fiddleford!” Susan replied

“You sure a string bean like you can eat more than one?” Stan smirked.

“Oh one’s for you Stan.” Fiddleford smirked. 

“Hey hey, I ain't got the dough for something like that.” Stan said quickly. He placed both hands on the table.

“No no! Don’t worry. This is on me.” He flipped over Stan’s menu and pointed at a post-it note that had a ‘2 for 1’ deal written on it.

“The hell’s this?” Stan scoffed.

“Just between us, but I heard a rumor that these menus were real pricey for Susan to get printed. So when she has specials and people don’t read the board, she puts notes on the menus to get more people buyin’ food.” Fiddleford whispered behind his hand.

“How do I know you didn’t stick this one when I wasn't looking?” Stan raised an eyebrow. “You were the only other guy here before I walked in.”

“How would I know which booth you could sit in and plant a note there?”Fiddleford asked. “What am I Psychic?”

“I know a couple, that’s more likely than you think.” Stan squinted.

“There’s an easy solution for this.” Fiddleford turned to the window to the kitchen. “Susan, is the 2 for 1 still available?” 

“Yessire!” Susn replied cheerfully. She waved her spatula at Fiddleford to punctuate her cheer.

“Right. Yeah okay. So long as I don’t gotta pay for nothin’ I guess I don’t mind.” Stan slipped back in his seat. He turned his gaze away from the cheerful southerner. 

“Trust me, the food might live up to the name and the coffee might not be great but they’re better together than alone.” Fiddleford said.

“I heard that Gucket.” Susan said bitterly from the kitchen.

“Sorry Susan.” Fiddleford said, his ears turning red while Stan chuckled at his embarrassment. 

The pair sat together, patiently waiting for their food to arrive. As expected it was greasy and would have been much better if made at home. But a full stomach of greasy waffles was preferable to an empty stomach. There was also that added benefit of losing some of the tension Fiddleford felt surrounding Stan like a protective mist. Once their food was eaten, their watery coffee drank and their bill paid, the pair left the diner together.

“Don’t you got some job you gotta go to?” Stan asked as they walked through the town. Several stores had lifted their shutters and were finally opening their doors to customers. 

“Why do you ask Stan?” Fiddleford wore a cheeky grin. “Eager to get rid of me?”

“No but I don't want your boss to give you any shit for being late or nothing.” Stan said. He chewed his cheek.

“Don’t worry about that. If my ‘boss’ gets upset about me talking with people in town then he should get off his high horse and finally take a break.” Fiddleford bumped Stan’s with his elbow.

“Sounds like he’s got a stick up there.” Stan smirked.

“He does sometimes.” Fiddleford nodded.

“Reminds me of someone.” Stan sighed.

“Penny for your thoughts?” 

“I’m nowhere near that cheap,” Stan said with a small smirk.

“I’ll make sure to save up for next time then.” Fiddleford smiled in return.

The pair walked in a comfortable silence for a few minutes before Fiddleford came to a complete halt.

“You okay string bean?” Stan asked.

“Stanley, could you wait a moment?” Fiddleford didn’t wait for the other man’s response. Instead he dashed into a store a few places in front of them.

It took a few minutes but Fiddleford soon returned, with a large paper bag in hand and a wide grin on his face. He looked around and found Stanley leaning against a tree, hands in pockets and eyes in the sky. Fiddleford was quick to walk over to Stanley and handed him the paper bag.

“What’s this?” Stanley asked. “I already told you Fidds I ain't got dough on me.”

“You’re walking around in a T-shirt in the middle of winter.” Fiddleford put his hands on his hips. “I know that some men say that they don’t ‘feel the cold’ when they reach a certain age but my Ma don’t believe in such a thing and neither do I.”

“That’s nice and all, but I still can’t pay you back.” Stan repeated.

“It’s a gift.” Fiddleford said. “Don’t worry about it.”

“I dunno, feels kinda weird.” Stan said.

“Did ya turn down gifts from Santa?”Fidds asked

“I’m Jewish”

“Did you turn down gifts from your family on Hanukkah?” Fidds insisted, unwavering in his generosity.

“Alright alright!” Stan rolled his eyes. “Just don’t make a scene.” 

Fiddleford watched eagerly as Stan opened the paperbag and removed his gift. It was a thick jacket with red sleeves and a hood. On the forearm of each sleeve was an orange fin. There was a long fin that ran along the back and on to the hood of the jacket. The hood also had a pair of large cartoon-y eyes. The chest of the jacket had a gradient that went from purple to blue. The fabric all over had a scale pattern, bringing the fish look of the jacket together.

“What the hell am I looking at?” Stan asked, unable to stop himself chuckling.

“That store has some of the best novelty outfits and stuff you can find.” Fiddleford said with an ear to ear grin. “I bought my boss a pineapple Hawaiian shirt with a pair of pink palm tree sunglasses to match from that store.” 

 “That sounds awful.” Stan chuckled. 

“He said the same thing.” Fiddleford said. “So, do you like it?” 

“Let me try it on first.” Stan said. “Gotta make sure the teeth aren’t inside to stab me.”

“I think that’s the role of the zipper.” 

Fiddleford watched as Stanley slipped the jacket over his thin T-shirt. It hung a little loosely on his body, but Fiddleford could see a small smile spread across Stan’s mouth as the warmth of the jacket began to spread across his body.

“Weeell?” He asked, unable to hide his giddy grin

“It’s nice.” Stan said in a quiet voice. “Real nice.”

Fiddleford gave Stan a firm handshake and wished him well. He quickly made his way to his car to return to his work. What he didn't see as he pulled out and waved one more goodbye to Stan was the man desperately trying to hold back his tears at the first real gift he’s received in years.

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gobblewanker

I don't wanna be self indulgent but pirate au Ford meeting a merman fiddleford?

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Does it count as 'meeting' if one of them is unconscious?

(Refers to Nour's pirate au based fanfic here, I'm thinking this would be right after Fidds pulls Ford down from the prow of the Isosceles and it strikes him just how rough of a shape he's in.)

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Fiddleford swam quickly through the chaotic ocean waters. He had heard of a sunken ship wreck out at sea and wanted to pillage it for whatever human treasures he could find. However it was already dark and he hadn't found a single plank of wood. He resigned to return home for the night, perhaps he could convince some dolphins to help him locate the ship.

"I'd have to bribe them with some fish first." he mused.

Fiddleford was about to push thoughts of ships and exploring out of his head until he almost slammed face first into one. He looked up with horror, before quickly diving underwater to hide. Merpeople were hunted by humans often. There was the tale of someone escaping, Fiddleford was raised to not take risks regarding humans and his life.

He watched the ship sway in the water ahead of him. Holding his breath in case a human on board caught sight of him. However after a long wait, he peaked above the surface.

Nothing. He had been lucky and had not met a skewered end. not waiting a moment more Fiddleford dove under the surface once more and began to swim around the ship. The storm above was ravaging the waters, not to mention the large waves. There was a small part of Fidldeford's heart that hoped that the ship would sink. Then he could bring home some fresh treasure.

So he stuck close by. A safe distance away, far enough that no human would be able to see him under normal conditions, let alone under all this heavy rain and in the dark of night. Despite the pelting rain, raging waves, rashing thunder, and his distance, Fiddleford could still hear the poor trapped person, swearing and crying against the wind. Still fighting until his very last breath. 

“If he won’t give up on himself, then I won’t give up on him either.” Fiddleford muttered under his breath. He began to swim towards the bow of the boat, staying below the water surface to avoid being slammed by the waves. Soon he was near the base of the prow, the ship was large and keeping up was dangerous. With a shaky hand, Fiddleford placed a hand on the cold wet wood of the ship. 

It was hard wood, unlike those of the sunken wrecks Fiddleford was used to exploring. His claws failed to dig into the wood, leaving the merman with only one realistic option to rescue the trapped person above him. Swimming backwards Fiddleford adjusted his spectacles and looked up. He saw that the mer had freed one arm, which put Fiddleford’s heart at ease. He took a deep breath before diving under the water. 

Some flying fish had taught him that high jumps come from swimming quickly, but Fiddleford lacked that in the present moment. He dove as deep as he could before swimming as quickly as his tail and webbed hands would allow. It wasn’t the speed the fish had told him would help him fly, but it was enough for him to breach the water and reach the trapped mer. Lightning flashed behind him. He saw the blood stained ropes binding the mer in place. In the moment that he could see, Fiddleford tore the ropes with his powerful claws. He then wrapped his arms around the mer. 

But as the ropes came loose the man fell faster than Fiddleford had expected. He fell into the valley between two waves before Fiddleford reentered the water. Looking around, the merman tried to find the person he had just rescued, only to find him rapidly sinking to the ocean floor. When Fiddleford had finally caught up with him, he found limbs in a tangle with some seaweed. Gently placing his hand on the person’s neck Fiddleford couldn't feel any gills. 

“His disguise spell must be very powerful.” He tutted.

With a great deal of effort Fiddleford dragged the person back to the water’s surface and tried to keep his head above the water, lest the recent escapee find himself meeting with Davy Jones after those horrible humans. With one arm around the person’s shoulders, and the other pulling him through the water, Fiddleford took the new-free mer to the only safe island he knew.

Several hours later, as he sat by the cave entrance watching the moon for any passing ships, Fiddleford heard stumbling footsteps from deeper in the cave. A soft voice echoed through the cave. With relief washing over him, fiddleford turned to the rescued mer and offered a gentle smile.

“Are you awake?” he asked in his southern drawl.

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This fic has been bubbling in my head since i saw this post. And the idea of making a companion 'otherside' kind of fic for Ford's story felt like a fun idea. I hope you enjoyed!

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The Crying Figurehead

Inspired by this HAUNTING art posted by @gobblewanker

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"Looks like a storm brewing. Oh! I've got a fun idea! Why don't we tie him to the prow? I was getting sick of the old figurehead anyway."

Those were the last words Stanford heard before being dragged off by the rough hands of the crew. Some were laughing hysterically at the idea. Saying that he would look better than the boring old mermaid. While others nudged each other, making bets behind their hands about if Stanford would survive. None seemed to care for his wellbeing, but as he tried to dig his heels into the wooden boards of the deck, Stanford knew he shouldn’t have expected something as kind as sympathy.

The wind was knocked out of his lungs as he was slung over the prow of the boat. His arms tied back with thick rope; turning Stanford, much to Bill’s delight, into a human figurehead.

“Careful you don’t make the mermaids jealous.” Bill mocked. “I hear they get bitey this time of year.” He poked him with his cane.

The rope was tied uncomfortably tight to his elbows, making escape impossible. The cane prodded between his ribs harshly. Stanford tried to lean out of the way, but his bindings kept him in place, subjected to more cruel jabs from Bill Cipher and his cane.

“Good job keeping him sturdy!” he called back to his crew. He knelt down to whisper in Stanford’s ear. “Maybe this will jog your memory to find the treasure you promised in Port Cascada.”

Bill turned, cackling, his shrill voice rang out over the raucous laughter of the crew as they made their way below deck. Preparing for the oncoming storm.

Stanford, ever the determined man, struggled against his bindings with all his might. But all he was rewarded with were terrible burns in his elbows as the rope cut into his skin. The sky overhead began to darken with many heavy clouds. The wind whistled and blew in Stanford’s face, whipping his hair to and fro, getting it in his eyes and itching all over his forehead. He turned around trying to focus his gaze on something, or anything. However, with his spectacles locked in Bill’s quarters, Stanford had little hope of finding anything to help him escape. He pressed his feet against the prow, trying to keep himself from getting soaked by the ever violent waves beneath.

In a few minutes, he felt the first drops of rain. Their soft falls tickled his skin. This was not to last, as before Stanford could hope for the storm to be much lighter than Bill and his crew anticipated, large heavy drops of rain began beating down on him. He tried to keep his footing, but under the weight of the pelting rain, and the slickness of the prow; Stanford lost his hold and felt what was the first of many ice cold waves that slammed him against the ship. Knocking the wind from his lungs, leaving him gasping for air.

On and on his torture continued, The water knocking him back, the ropes keeping him in place, his arms holding the weight of his body. The cold of the rain and wind did little to soothe the burns that grew on Stanford’s arms as he was whipped around like a ragdoll. He screamed in pain when a frayed piece of rope stabbed into his arm, still firm, despite the gallons upon gallons of water that were being thrown his way from every direction.

Lightning struck, lighting up the stormy sky. Stanford lifted his head squinting through the rain, hoping to catch a glimpse of a ship, an island, or even some sharp rocks to crash this damned ship and every heartless bastard upon it. He had no such luck. Even with the water in his eye acting as a small lens he could not see anything apart from even more open sea. Thunder boomed, it’s sound echoing across the ocean before Stanford. But for this tired sailor its sound was lost amongst the noise of the crashing waves and the intense pain in his arms.

It had been multiple hours since Stanford had been tied to the prow. He could feel the cold in his very bones as he struggled to keep himself conscious. His legs were numb and he could hardly feel the boots on his feet. His arms were bleeding, but under the heavy rain, Stanford could not notice. It was when another wave cruelly knocked his ankles against the ship in a painful angle when Stanford heard something that woke him from the trance of pain he'd been suffering through.

It was the sound of revelry, cheer, songs sung off key and stories of bold adventures being told in loud voices. The crew were making a ruckus loud enough that it almost rivaled the deafening sound of the crashing waves that Stanford was fighting against. Their volume itself wasn’t what made them loud, it was their revelry itself.

They had thrown him out here, and now it was almost as though they planned to make him listen to them enjoying the warmth and comfort of the ship while he froze to death outside. He was never of value to them, an object to be used for their amusement. He knew that he didn’t matter to them, it had been an underlying thought of his. But to have it forced into the forefront of his mind made Stanford’s blood boil with vigor he had lost many waves ago.

“That bastard did this on purpose.” Stanford said under his breath. “He wants to tempt me with warmth.” The words were like venom on his tongue. His nostrils flared, blood now running with a warmth only possible from a deep hatred. The numbness that once stiffened his body began to melt away as anger flooded its way through his veins. But under the pelting rain, and the many cold waves beneath, Stanford knew his new found warmth would not last.

Warm tears fell down his cheeks as the hopelessness of his situation began to cement itself in his mind. Rather than give into despair, Stanford chose to curse. His parents had forbidden him from partaking in such an unbecoming habit in his youth. However, he had learnt enough from his peers through his many years of sailing that he did not need any guide to teach him how to release his emotions.

After several minutes Stanford’s throat had grown sore, cursing everything and everyone on the damned ship on which he was held prisoner. Gathering the last of his strength, Stanford gathered all of his rage, all of his hate, every last morsel of emotion he could feel into a scream. It was primal, it was undignified, and if any of the crew could hear him against the sound of booming thunder, crashing waves and heavy rain they would have mocked him. But in that moment, Stanford felt himself grow lighter.

The weight of his emotions left him with a new vigor. Bill wanted him to fall into despair, to become weak and beg for mercy. To become like clay in Cipher’s detestable hand. That would be the last thing he would give him. Stanford just needed to hold on for a little longer. Bill and his men would make a mistake, they may have been notorious pirates but Stanford still had his wits. All he needed was one opportunity and he’d be able to break his way to freedom.

With a newfound strength, Stanford pulled against his bindings. It hurt, the burns had made his skin raw and his left arm had many cuts from where the rope had started to frey. Despite this, Stanford soldiered on, with the rain pelting down on his head, the waves beating against his legs; he tugged and pulled against the ropes. Hoping against hope, cursing under his breath, praying to anyone who’d listen for the slightest give in the rope.

He worked for what felt like hours. The storm had lightened enough that he could hear the crew leaving for their quarters, their night of revelry coming to an end. Despite all of this Stanford still worked against the rope. It was then that Stanford felt exactly what he needed. The burning pain in his arm had lessened ever so slightly. All of his tugging and turning had loosened the rope just enough for him to pull his left arm through the loops of the rope. His wrist had difficulty making it through, but with the slickness of the water that had been raining down upon him and splashed up from below, he was able to free one arm.

Initially Stanford had planned to use his free arm to untie his second arm then pull himself aboard, sneak into one of the lifeboats and row as far away from Cipher and his crew as possible. There was one minor hiccup in that plan. That was he was now hanging precariously from the prow of the ship by one arm. All of his weight which was once equally spread between both arms was now being held in place by one.

The pain was sudden and flared through his entire arm, the pressure added onto his sensitive skin only increasing his suffering. Stanford let out a pained scream. He reached for the loosened ropes to balance himself. He needed to work fast. The wind was picking up again and he knew he did not have the strength to weather another storm with one arm. He took a deep breath and tried his best to reach for the knot that had held him in place. Alas it was out of his reach. With little other choice Stanford dug his nails under the rope. He bit his lip as the sensitive skin of his arm flared with pain once more.

“Any kind of give. Even the smallest inch.” He thought desperately. “If i can get that then I can-”

A wave slammed against the ship, knocking Stanford against the prow. His back hit the sharp edge of the wood in a painful way. He cried out, hardly able to keep his eyes open as the pain of his arm being twisted against the tight rope flooded his mind.

‘Was this really it? Am I truly doomed to become Bill Cipher’s plaything until my body is broken and blue?’ Stanford thought. Hot tears fell down his cheeks as he hung from one arm.

Another wave crashed into Stanford. The harsh wave slammed his head against the hard wood of the prow. The last thing he felt before his mind faded to black was an even greater weight on his body, as a pair of arms wrapped themselves around him, followed by a loud splash.

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Stanford awoke with a start. His six fingered hands scraped against a jagged rock.

“Where am I?” He muttered.

He looked around, hoping to catch his bearings. Unfortunately, without his spectacles, he was as blind as a bat. All he knew was that he was somewhere dark and rocky. Had he been thrown into some hidden chamber in the ship? That was unlikely. Bill took pleasure in keeping him close enough to torture and mock. This place did not sway the way the ship did. The sound of crashing waves was still present, but distant. That combined with the rocks on the floor, Stanford surmised that this was likely a cave. Turning his gaze, Stanford was able to see a figure sitting near the mouth of the cave, under the moonlight.

“Is someone there?” Stanford called out. He tried to walk, but his legs buckled under his own weight. He felt weak from the ordeal he had endured on the ship. “Please, where am I?”

Stanford’s heart beat loudly in his chest. He tried to reach out. This could be one elaborate trick by Cipher. It wasn’t out of the realm of possibility for that madman to drop him off on an island purely to make him think he had a chance at escape. But something inside of Stanford pushed him towards the blurry figure.

“Are you awake?” The voice had an accent that Stanford was not familiar with. “You were out for a while and I was worried that you were a goner.”

“How long has it been?” Stanford asked slowly.

“Oh, about a sun or so.” the other person said. Stanford slowly crawled over to the other person. Following his voice, he could make out the sight of the round moon, shining in the night sky.

“Did you rescue me?”

“I did, yes. I caught sight of you hanging from a ship and thought you were a poor lady caught by some cruel humans.”

“How did you free me?”

“Them ropes were no big deal for me.” The other person said. There was a twinge of pride in his words.

“I don’t understand how. But thank you for rescuing me-er. I’m terribly sorry, I haven’t asked for your name.” Stanford said.

“You did just wake up from a terrible ordeal, I wouldn't blame you.” the person said. “My Name is Fiddleford.”

“My name is Stanford.”

“Well well aren’t we similar.” Fiddleford snickered.

“Yes, that is quite the coincidence, however I must ask you, what happened to the ship. Where is Bill Cipher?” Stanford asked urgently.

“Don’t worry about them.” Fiddleford said. “Humans haven’t been able to track us down for years. Sure they may be able to capture the occasional reckless youth, but this little oasis has been safe from them for generations.”

“What do you mean?” Stanford asked. “Are you not human?”

“Are you not a merman?” Fiddleford replied.

“A merman?” Stanford’s voice jumped an octave as excitement took over his mind. “Good heavens, I thought you were just stories told to children.”

“You’re a human?” Fiddleford asked in disbelief.

“I’m sorry to disappoint.” Stanford said.

“But they hanged you from the front of their boat. Why would your crew do that?”

“They aren’t my crew.” Stanford said bitterly. “They’re pirates. They were going to kill my crew and all my friends. But I was able to bargain with them. I offered to guide them to an island full of treasure in exchange for releasing my crew.”

“Goodness.” Fiddleford said. He rested a hand on Stanford’s shoulder. “I’ve heard of humans mistreating merfolk they encounter. But I never knew they could be so cruel to one of their own.”

There was a beat. The cool night air blew through the cave.

“If I may ask, how did you not know I was a merman? I felt it was rather obvious.” Fiddleford spoke as something fleshy slapped against the rock floor of the cave.

“I’m unable to see normally.” Stanford said. “I must wear spectacles in order to see as well as others.”

“Oh that’s rather uncanny.” Fiddleford said.

“Why is that?”

Stanford heard Fiddleford rustle through something. “That is just another way in which we are similar Mr. Stanford.”

Something metal and thin tapped against stanford’s hand. Reaching out carefully, Stanford wrapped his fingers around a pair of spectacles. They felt rusted and age older than he. There was no doubt in his mind that Fiddleford had come across this from a sunken ship. However, Stanford was not one to question a gift and placed the spectacles on his nose. The lenses were not exactly to his grading, but they provided greater visibility than his naked eyes did.

For the first time that evening Stanford could see his companion. He had dirty blond hair that was tied back with some plant Stanford couldn't recognise. At the end of his long nose were a pair of spectacles that had a couple of barnacles along the handles and bridge between the lenses. There was a warm smile on his face. Fiddleford wore a brown vest that seemed to be made of tightly woven seaweed. His arms were thin and had fins along the forearm. His hands seemed normal however the ends of his fingers had webbing between them and each finger ended with a sharp claw.

‘Those must be how he cut my ropes.’ Stanford thought.

Looking at just his top half Stanford would have thought Fiddleford was an attractive man, perhaps one he would see working at a shipyard or at a port town. However a single glance at where his legs should have been revealed a beautifully scaled tail that shimmered in the moonlight.

“You’re beautiful.” Stanford said without thinking.

“Well thank you kindly.” Fiddleford blushed.

“Now isn’t the time to be talking jovially.” Stanford jumped to his feet. He ignored the growing redness in his own cheeks. “Bill Cipher could be anywhere. No doubt he’d be sending out his crew to locate me as we speak.

Fiddleford rested a hand on Stanford’s shoulder. “I would not worry about that if I were you. Where I’ve taken you, there is no chance in this world that someone rotten like that will ever find you.”

“What do you mean?” Stanford asked.

“Well, there’s a reason that merfolk like myself have been able to stay hidden for so many generations, Stanford.” Fiddleford said. “That’s because where we hide is kept secret by a powerful spell. However, when sailors catch glimpses of us, they get curious, and that curiosity creates ideas which then turn to rumors. Some think our home is full of beautiful women who reward any perilessmen who venture out to find them. Others think it is full of treasures of the like that none have ever seen.”

“You don’t mean-”

“Welcome Stanford, to Port Cascada.”

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Portal to Relativity

Mabel may have felt that she was alone in her life, but she's grown to trust her nephews Stan and Ford. As gravity weakens beneath her feet and the moment that has been 30 years in the making finally arrives. Can she depend on her family in her hour of need? A fic I wrote for the @gravityfallsauzine! (also on ao3!)

Mabel ran through the woods, a tree branch scraped the sleeve of her sweater, but she didn’t have the time to worry about it. With any luck the government agents that had arrested her would be halfway to the state border, not that was her biggest concern at that moment. Her watch beeped and she felt herself become weightless for a moment. It wasn’t long, she returned to the ground a moment later, if she wanted to she could pretend she had jumped higher than she had expected. However, Mabel knew she hadn’t the luxury to pretend that was the truth.

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A Well Deserved Drink

Stan ruminates over his feelings towards the newly hired farm hand at his family farm
also on ao3!

This fic was written out of a challenge by my friend @lemonfodrizzleart based on her work tumblr and twitter! Featuring her absolutely ADORABLE OC Jackie. Now with further delay, I hope you all enjoy!

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Stanley wanted to smack himself. Growing up as a respectable southern gentleman, his father had taught him to never stare at a person, no matter how much they attracted his attention. It was rude and a Pines man was many things but rude was not one of them. That's why he had made the effort to avert his eyes when he'd notice the way Fiddleford's hand would linger on top of Stanford's whenever his twin would pass the farmhand a tool, or in this instance a water bottle after a hard day’s work. He knew spreading rumors and walking about someone when they weren't around was not what a good gentleman does, but something deep down in Stan told him that those lingered holds were not accidental. 

 There was something deeper behind it, and in this moment, as Stanley found his eyes wandering over to the figure of the newest hire, Jackie.

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Stanuray Week 4 - Where it all began

Week 4! woo! Here’s my final entry for @stanuary 2019! I think this is going to be the first time I finish a fic? or at least like something that’s multi-chaptered.

So to send of January 5 days too late, Let’s go back to the start. With how Stan and Fidds met.

(also on ao3!)

Stanley cursed himself as he launched a fist towards the jaw of a nearby mugger. He told himself not to get involved.

‘The guy’s doomed’ he thought, ‘he’s a waste of time.’

And despite those words he found himself inching closer to the alleyway. Maybe it was the way his knees knocked in time with his chattering teeth. Or maybe it was the way that despite the obvious danger of the situation the southern man still tried to reason with the three thugs. Even with three knives, threatening to trim his unfortunately long nose. Whatever it was, he knew he’d hate himself in the morning if he left the bespectacled nerd end up as a pin cushion.

‘What’s a guy in such a fancy suit doing in this part of town anyway?’ Stanley thought.

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Week 3 - Troubles at Sea

Woo! late for week 3 of @stanuary (who saw that coming?) Enjoy my take on week 3′s theme of “Dreams”. More of an angsty venture this time round, I hope you all enjoy. and without further ado, let the fic begin!

(also on ao3!)

Stanley stared across the the open ocean. The waves splashed against the bow of the Stan O’ War. The sun was shining and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky. He could hear a cluttering coming from the cabin, Fiddleford was tinkering with their navigation equipment.

Probably making sure we don’t get lost again,’ Stanley thought. He heard Ford trying to argue in favour a detour about some anomaly that had popped up on his radar.

Stanley chuckled while taking a sip of his drink.  He tapped his finger against the can, enjoying the small clink that his ring made against the it. He knew it wouldn’t be long before the Stan-o-war II would find itself into trouble. It was only a matter of time, it was like his father always said, he and his brother were nothing but trouble makers looking to make more.

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Road to the Unknown (Theme :Travel)

Here’s my week 2 for @stanuary! (sorry it’s late, i got caught up with some stuff ;-;) Enjoy some fiddstan on their way to Ford’s place!

(also on ao3!)

“Stanley are you ready?” Fiddleford asked. His boyfriend slammed the trunk of his Cadillac.

“As I’ll ever be,” Stan huffed. The keys jingled in his hand as he took them out of his pocket.

“It’s been a few years. He’s had to have gotten over it by now. ‘Time heals all wounds’ as they say.” Fiddleford smiled. He opened the car and sat snugly in the passenger side seat.

“I have some friends down south who would beg to differ,” Stanley said flatly. He ignored the way his stomach tried to break out of his body and started up the engine. It was a long drive to this ‘Gravity Falls’ place, last thing he needed was his stomach deciding to go rogue on him.

“This’ll be a great opportunity for the both of us. I’ll finally have a job with some impact and income. And you’ll be able to make up with your brother.” Fiddleford’s cheer was infectious, but not enough to completely cure Stanley of his nerves.

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