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@breanna-lynn / breanna-lynn.tumblr.com

vegetarian / seattle   ig: @breannacallahan_
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Me: I slept through the snow this morning because I was driving home til 5am from a show.
Lady customer: oh, neat. Who did you see?
Me: *um is she prepared for this answer...* it was Christian metal / hardcore worship. Really good.
Lady customer: oh, were the Newsboys there?
Me:
Me: uh.... no.
Lady customer: oh.. well, they are my favorite!
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Disney ruining Star Wars

Me: They can't replace Harrison Ford. No one else can be Han Solo but him. It will ruin it.
My brother: I know!
Me: I had a crush on Han Solo when I was little. Kinda still do...
My brother: Everyone did.
Me: Hard not to...
My brother: I did.
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Great Rules of Writing

Do not put statements in the negative form. And don't start sentences with a conjunction. If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all. De-accession euphemisms. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky. Last, but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.

- William Safire

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You take your sling, your stones, and your big God, and you tell Goliath watsup.

- my friend Isaac Grosse

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