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Current icon (Halloween) done by @puff-the-bunny

Making a new pinned post now that I'm an adult and the other one is like,, supremely outdated

(And I still refuse to change my bio)

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Why did the irony of hoarding in Skyrim just occur to me?

Like. All the jokes about using Lydia as your pack mule- a house FULL of cheese wheels- that one girl who stole so many books her game kinda turned into Fahrenheit 451

And the PC is the dragonborn. DRAGONborn

You’re a dragon.

Dragons have hoards

Almost every Skyrim player has hoarded something at least once.

Something about the game just encourages hoarding.

WE ARE LITERALLY A HOARD-HUNGRY DRAGON

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“games aren’t art, huh???” *picture of skyrim*

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wizardshark

This is because snow doesn't bounce sound waves like concrete does. When the world is like this it's LITERALLY quieter. The snow muffles sound

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I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

I fully believe that as long as it's grammatically correct, coherent and answering the question students should be able to write whatever the hell they want. I don't care about their actual hobbies and the names of their siblings.

One of my students is writing about a ghost he "interviewed". The ghost is called Walter and died in 1865 . The ghost has ghost friends.

This is making grading homework significantly more fun.

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crunchymayo

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

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if you think all men are basically the same. if you always get bored of men. if you’re only dating men because you like to feel wanted. if the idea of spending a lifetime with a man fills you with dread. if every time you have sex with a man you find yourself fantasising about the one night stand you had with a woman when you were 19. if all your friends are lesbians and you’re always saying that you “get along better with queer women for some reason”. can I humbly suggest that you may not be attracted to men?

I’m not saying you’re attracted to women (although you might be!). all I’m saying is that. in my experience. people who are attracted to men tend to at least be a little excited about the idea of. yknow. being with men. you are allowed to stop dating men if it doesn’t fill you with joy anymore

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Actively hate the discourse against 24/7 places like I get where you're coming from but in my ideal world a lot of shit would be 24/7 just with more shifts and better pay because plenty of people prefer to work nights or have to be out at weird hours to get basic necessities for one reason or another and acting like necessary services keeping to almost a 9-5 operating hours and having multiple days closed ignores people sometimes do need things immediately and it's not all some lazy selfish desire and isn't inherently harmful to the employees

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nezumiko

I spent 13 hours in the ER yesterday with a myasthenia gravis flare, and was famished when I finally got to go home at 2 AM. The 24 hour McDonald’s across the street from the hospital was an absolute godsend. Blessings and mercy and a pay raise for all the shift workers both in and outside the hospital.

As a person with delayed sleep phase disorder the idea of an 8-5 world is pure hell to me.  Not only do I have to work those shitty hours, I have to do my personal business too?

Shift work doesn’t have to be hell.  Let everything be 24/7 just let people who prefer to work nights be the ones to do it.

Legit, everything 24/7, shifts limited to six hours, pay raise to liveable wage, bonuses for those working nights, fully staffed. This includes clinics and hospitals because they're overworked and a lot of people cannot make it to a daytime appointment because they work nights and can't fuck up that sleep schedule.

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