chris evans really out here, loving rdj on main 24/7.

PATRICK

no sympathy for band members that abuse their power 🤷🏽‍♀️

oh my gosh im so glad andys ok hhhhh

Mark Hamill killed r*ylo 3/15/18

On today’s episode of Patrick Stump Is A Fucking Good Dude…

every petekey theorist who thought the song was abt mikey way has been found dead

hivemind

get you a man who can do both

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

We interviewed her, obviously.

update:

hands down the best twitter story ever

bonus

“PRAY FOR MY HUSBAND FOR MARRYING MY DUMB ASS”

1 / 2 / 3

in this house we only stan joe trohman