Poly is

Love that is stronger than monogamy.

Love that is far beyond jealousy.

Love that allows you to grow.

Love that is so much more…

“are you the Big Spoon or the Little Spoon?” both bitch, im the middle spoon.

I’ve entered my first poly relationship and I may die because I’m so happy and scared at the same time

“Polyamoury is not natural!”

Hmm… Feels pretty natural to me. 🤷

I managed to marry five different people at the same time by using conference calls.

Each of us had a priest and we all said “I do” simultaneously.

I was then asked to become President of the US because I legally defeated monogamy.

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i’m just saying, i think the concept of the giant squid in the hogwarts lake is genius

like…it’s just there. it isn’t plot-critical or anything. it’s just a fucking giant squid.

If I attended Hogwarts, which house would I be sorted into?

A Chinese artist created a ladder to heaven of 1,600 feet in height using fireworks in tribute to his grandmother. Cai, an artist who often works with gunpowder, is said to have come up with the idea for this spectacle some twenty years ago. Cai had already attempted to complete this task on several occasions but never fully succeeded until recently.

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Rad AF

Here ya go. A literal stairway to heaven.

8th graders with 6th graders

reblog for noises

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The card that accompanied my birthday present <3

must be a husband and some sons

I mean, think what you want, but I’m definitely sucking all four dicks.

Best blunt explanation EVER. I’d like the post again just for that comment, but tumblr won’t let me like it twice, so reblogging’ll have to do. 

okay this is actually really cute tho

things that don’t work

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Now that’s its own American Gender Nightmare that we don’t have time to get into… John Mulaney on the New York Subway’s Announcement System Saturday Night Live - 02 March 2019