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bokuroo headcanons I want like 8000 of them
this is 4 me, my calling:
- roommates can always tell when they’re gettin’ it on because they’re laughing too loud
- whenever bokuto gets into an argument he texts/calls kuroo like 343 times to help him argue properly (and kuroo always helps him, even when he’s blatantly wrong (not just because that’s funny as hell to him))
- sometimes they just subconsciously fidget with each other’s clothes, like one will lift up the back of the other’s shirt or pull on his sleeve or the string of his hoodie, just because
- kuroo loves to help bokuto do his hair
- bokuto loves to help kuroo try to do his hair
- they take like 4 hours to get ready because bokuto gets distracted a lot and kuroo is very entertained by this and enables his distraction
- bokuto loses his cellphone 74659 times a day and kuroo always has to call/text it so that they can find it. if kuroo is not there and they’re texting and bo stops replying suddenly, he’ll call it and bokuto will just answer and say “thanks”
- they love watching shitty movies together and laughing at terrible acting/plot/animation etc
- for weeks afterwards- weEKS- they will be quoting from it and saying stupid lines from the awful shows and movies they watched at inconvenient times and everyone is just like ??? which only makes them laugh harder
- kuroo can’t hang out with bokuto when he has too much homework because they always, always procrastinate and he just gets lost spending time with bo and doesn’t realize that it’s already 4am and he has a paper due tomorrow morning that he hasn’t finished
- it’s also this reason kuroo is sometimes late to work
- they both have to set alarms to remember things- kuroo for important things and bokuto for. for life.
- bokuto likes to lean all over kuroo. all the time
- sometimes kuroo will lean back
- they’ve fallen doing this before and laughed the whole way down
- kuroo likes cats and bokuto likes dogs and they constantly get into it about which is better
- kuroo always remembers things like bokuto’s favorite cereal or his favorite soda flavor and gets them for him when he has the opportunity
- bokuto tries to return this courtesy but whenever he thinks he remembers kuroo’s favorite he’s always, always wrong
- he tries tho, and that’s enough for kuroo