world class alcoholic

me driving by burger king

This video, hands down, was not filmed on this plain of reality

the only way to experience this video is at half speed

A little carbonation, and I’ll see you later

glass glass glass made of glass

https://instagram.com/p/BR0vMwQBcxf/

look up

now that im 18, im gonna go check out this “porn” think yall been talkin about

HOLY SHIT

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

Swearwolves Patch by TimidCryptids