that was beautiful clarence

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

For clarification, the crabs are not accused of killing Amelia Earhart. The idea is that if she died after crash landing on an island in the pacific the coconut crabs would have eaten her corpse and scattered the bones, which is why no one has ever found her body.

"Every morning, I get to wake up next to you…"

#i love how blaine just slowly kind of wakes up like you can see his eyes just starting to blink open in the first gif and then in the second#and then he looks kind of bleary just a little bit in the third one#and looks at Kurt#and then that little sMILE in the last gif#it’s so fucking adorable#but then#as if that’s not enough#the way he just kind of pets Kurt’s hand with his own#so affectionately#and just#nope my heart can’t take this#THEY ARE SO CUTE AND THIS GIFSET IS KILLING ME WAH#klaine

CARLY

We met right here.

5.04 A Katy Or A Gaga—Couple Convo Comparison:

Season 5 So Far:

*Slams button with Thor’s hammer*

There is no downside to this

*Jumps through the computer screen to press the button*

"Oh is that your boyfriend?"

"No, he’s my fiancé :)”

deancas meme:           ↳ four times jealous