Thinking of starting a blog called Butt Plugs Disguised as Other Items on Facebook Marketplace
Finally watching Hamilton and I gotta tell you guys this gives very High School Drama Club vibes
Concept: fantasy drag race where we create a pool of music that would never get played on drag race but would go the fuck AWF for a lip sync (eg Evanescence Bring Me To Life) and then we each pick a Ru-Girl who we think would absolutely kill the lipsync and then we figure out who would Shantay and who would Sashay
tell me why orlando bloom put a pic on his insta story of legolas in front of a pride flag 😭
this one
he said what he said
Receptionist in question
I cannot get over this omfg
Your least recently used emoji is how people feel when they see you
every Killers song sounds like the ramblings of that one incoherently drunk girl in the bathroom and i think that’s incredible sexy of them
like, ur so right queen, he DOESN’T look a thing like jesus… (?????)
I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
Same bestie,same
don’t bite the hand that fingered you or whatev they say
Vagina dentalia
Shea Coulee [ All Star Season 5 ]
“I get this ache… And I, I thought it was for sex, but it’s to tear everything to fucking pieces.
GINGER SNAPS (2000) dir. John Fawcett
I like it. It applies to most of the men I like 🤣