Bottle of Lotion

Look at the way they gaze at their source of pure interest and joy.

Honestly, good for them!

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

But wait, there’s more!

a lovely creecher

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

Yeah okay ill reblog that

*me, checking my own AO3 account to see if I have posted any new fic I’ve been waiting for yet*

menthol illwess innit

celebrities watching parasite be like

this is funny to me. self awareness level 0

what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

Games over 10 years old should be free

if you have an in game store, micro transactions, or loot boxes, ur game should be free.

Ganondorf should and will have sex with every gay man ever

Emulation of any game or game system that is out of production should be fully legal

the world is full of talented devil may cry fanartists. you’ll be pleased to know that i am also here

Alright boss, we stored the gunpowder kegs just like youse said, all stacked up under your favorite chair with the really weak part of the roof above it, and with a long trail of gunpowder leading to the kegs.

Im not autistic about cars or makes or models but I AM autistic about crumple points and field of vision and blindspots and conflict points. do you understand. urban design, anti car dependency/anti car centric infrastructure, and so cars themselves are part of that interest. because car design is urban design. cybertrucks SUCK as cars and also dont function well in infrastructure thats designed to care about people. there are good cars and vehicles that are designed good and fit well with good urban design

THIS is how im autistic about cars

the funniest thing about new american trucks is that i was driving last week and saw someone with a dirt bike in the back and they had to have the tail gate propped open becuase the truck bed wasn’t long enough. the dirt bike was not that big. it was funny. you bought that car justifying to yourself that it’s a work horse, a ute. it doesn’t fit a 250cc bike brother

chiming in to point out that forward visibility in full-size american pickups is uh. not great.

I have PERSONALLY had to move/haul heavy shit a lot and the vans with the short noses beat the hell out of the pickups, except for when you’re off-roading/in mud and in that case it’s a matter of low center of gravity + 4wd that really keeps you moving (which a lot of older trucks, being smaller & lower, do a HELL of a lot better.) I have had to GET OUT OF MY CAR and peer around these behemoth trucks parked on streets so that I can see enough to pull out of a driveway. Pedestrian deaths in the US are going UP, and as a person too short to be seen over the hood of one of these fucking things, they need to NOT be a “consumer ‘car’ of choice”.

i think i could be trusted with The Book That Kills People from the classic manga series "No One Can Be Trusted With Power Of The Book That Kills People" imho

tumblr is less a social media site and more language's final frontier

to boldly go

This what not what i was expected from the comments-