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hiatus; find me @ softlyoongi or worriedpeach

@botanistlester / botanistlester.tumblr.com

This blog is no longer in use. I can now be found at worriedpeach or softlyoongi. [Rei]. she/they. I’m a 24 year old social work student who likes cats and contemplating death. Not straight despite my heterosexual wedding. Voted second best author in the phanfic awards '16 and '17. Icon by bisexualdionysus.
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tag thing

RULES: tag ten followers lovely friends you want to know better!

I was tagged by: @maetaurus

NAME: Rachel

STAR SIGN: Pisces

HEIGHT: 5’2’

WHAT’S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Marie

PUT YOUR ITUNES ON SHUFFLE. WHAT ARE THE FIRST 4 SONGS THAT   POPPED UP?

  1. A Supplementary Story: You Never Walk Alone - BTS
  2. Chamber for Sleep, Pt. 2 - Screaming Females
  3. Holiday - Seventeen
  4. We’re All a Bit Scared - Tom Rosenthal

GRAB THE BOOK NEAREST YOU AND TURN TO PAGE 23. WHAT’S LINE 17? “We must be ready to join the other patrol at moonhigh.” from Warriors: Into the Wild lmao

EVER HAD A POEM OR SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU? Yeah

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED AIR GUITAR? probably at the monsta x concert a couple weeks ago

WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH? Im Changkyun and Min Yoongi lmao

WHAT’S A SOUND YOU HATE + SOUND YOU LOVE?

 –HATE: the sound of someone eating

 –LOVE: a cat meowing

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? Yeah

HOW ABOUT ALIENS? Yee

DO YOU DRIVE? Yes

IF SO, HAVE YOU EVER CRASHED? Once when i was in the taco bell drive through i got distracted and accidentally took my foot off the break and bumped the person in front of me and the taco bell employee in the window laughed at me

WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? Bad Feminist - Roxanne Gay

DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE? sadly yes

WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW? Ant Man and The Wasp

WHAT’S THE WORST INJURY YOU’VE EVER HAD? when i was a dancer i got plantar fasciitus in both my feet and my arches would swell up, and also one of the ligaments of my foot popped out of place so they had to keep popping my bones in my feet to get it back in place and it was really gross and i had to wear surgical boots on both of my feet for a month. it was really embarrassing. 

DO YOU HAVE ANY OBSESSIONS RIGHT NOW? Monsta X and BTS sadly

DO YOU TEND TO HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE YOU WRONG? yeahhh i do

IN A RELATIONSHIP? im engaged

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I was tagged by @lillianwrites :)

Relationship Status: engaged

Favorite color: light green or light pink

Lipstick or chapstick: chapstick

Last song I listened to: Eternity - Vixx

Last movie I watched: Ant Man and The Wasp

Top three shows atm: Over the Garden Wall, Gravity Falls, and Regular Show

Currently reading: some bts fanfic i found on ao3

Time: 3:55pm

Last Thing I Googled: “what is the best amount of sleep to get” lmao

Song stuck in my head: Fake Love - BTS

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i was tagged by @simonspierdisastergay @shibehxwell and @astronomerhxwell to do this bc they like to gang up on me so here’s 10 songs (with links) that im currently obsessed with (i’m trying not to include like 10,000 monsta x songs bc otherwise that’d be this whole list)

i tag @phandommother @moondaniel and @dandelionisonfire bc they need to suffer like i did

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shuffle tag

Thanks to @alphalester and @ary-patel for tagging me to write the first 10 songs that play when I shuffle my playlist!!! I have such a weird taste in music so this’ll be fun.

Now presenting, Rachel’s playlist, “Good Shit”!

1. Tonight - Lykke Li

2. Misanthropic Drunken Loner - Days N Daze

3. The Beach - The Neighbourhood

4. The Most Beautiful Bitter Fruit - La Dispute

5. Theme of King JJ - Yuri on Ice

6. By The Way - Red Hot Chili Peppers

7. United States of Eurasia - Muse

8. My Favorite Color - Citizen

9. I Get Overwhelmed - Dark Rooms

10. The Way You Used to Do - Queens of the Stone Age

Well that was fun i hope u liked it bc i know i did esp the YOI thrown in there lmao. Ill tag some peeps but yall dont have to do it if you dont wanna!

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Tag thingy

I was tagged by @etoilesdephan and a few other people so i decided why the fuck not!

Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs that you are contractually obligated to know

Nicknames: Ranch, Rach, Ray, Magwa

Gender: Female

Star sign: Pisces

Height: 5'2

Time: 11:18am

Birthday: March 13

Favorite bands: Citizen, Brand New, La Dispute, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Muse, Queens of the Stone Age

Favorite solo artist: Sia or Stromae

Song stuck in your head: I Get Overwhelmed - Dark Rooms

Last movie: Thor: Ragnarok

Last TV show: Gravity Falls

Why did you create your blog: I was posting way too much about dnp on my personal blog and decided that i should make a separate blog for them

What do you post: Reblogs, Text posts, Phanfiction, phan, that good gay shit

Last thing you googled: gmaikl (i failed typing)

Other blogs: @worriedpeach is my main blog. @phanfictioncatalogue is another major one. @phandombigbang helping out there. @twinkhowell my nsfw blog with elizajane. @pfclibrary of course since im on the pfc i gotta be on the library too. @existential-journalist this is literally just me shitposting about my feelings at 2am, kind of like a diary. annnnd @phanficawards bc im into that phan shit. I have a few saved urls as well

Why url: i decided to rebrand bc i like plants, phil likes plants. he should be a botanist

I follow: 763

Followers: 14,650

Average hours of sleep: around 4-8 depending on the day. Typically i get an average of six hours of sleep

Lucky number: 13

Instrument: i play the flute

What are you wearing: a yellow and white knit sweater, blue jeans that are way too big on me, mismatched socks, and green vans that have holes in them

Dream job: Social worker in the therapy field

Dream trip: norway

Favorite food: pasta, biscuits and gravy, all desserts

Favorite songs right now: I Get Overwhelmed - Dark Rooms, Hell - Streetlight Manifesto, Misanthropic Drunken Loner, Days n Daze, Enemy Lines - Bayside

Last book I read: does a comic count? I read All About Lust by Tirano Kim lol

Top 3 universes: Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall, adventure time

I tag: anybody, im too lazy to tag soz

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tag

Thank you Kaiya @flyingstarshowell for tagging me !! (:

First rule: Tag nine people you’d like to know better!

Second rule: EMBOLDEN the statements that apply to you.

APPEARANCE: I am 5′7″ or taller | I wear glasses/contacts | I have at least one tattoo | I have at least one piercing | I have blonde hair | I have brown eyes | I have short hair | My abs are at least somewhat defined | I currently have/have had braces

PERSONALITY: I love meeting new people | People tell me that I’m funny | Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me | I enjoy physical challenges | I enjoy mental challenges | I’m playfully rude with people I know well | I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it | There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY: I can sing well | I can play an instrument | I can do over 30 pushups without stopping | I’m a fast runner | I can (kinda) draw well | I have a good memory | I’m good at doing math in my head | I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute | I have beaten at least two people in arm wrestling | I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch | I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES: I enjoy playing sports | I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else | I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else | I have learned a new song the past week | I work out at least once a week | I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months | I have drawn something in the past month | I enjoy writing | Fandoms are my #1 passion | I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES: I have had my first kiss | I have had alcohol | I have scored the winning goal in a sports game | I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting | I have been at an overnight event | I have been in a taxi | I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year | I have beaten a video game in one day | I have visited another country | I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

MY LIFE: I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” | I live close to my school | My parents are still together | I have at least one sibling | I live in the United States | There is snow right now where I live | I have hung out with a friend in the past month | I have a smartphone | I have at least 15 CDs | I share my room with someone

RELATIONSHIPS: I’m in a relationship | I have a crush on a celebrity | I have a crush on someone I know | I have been in at least 3 relationships | I have never been in a relationship | I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them | I get crushes easily | I had a crush on someone for over a year | I have been in a relationship for at least a year | I have had feelings for a friend

RANDOM SHIT: I have break-danced | I know a person named Jae | I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce | I have dyed my hair | I’m listening to one song on repeat right now | I have punched someone in the past week | I know someone who has gone to jail | I have broken a bone | I have eaten a waffle today | I know what I want to do with my life | I speak at least 2 languages | I have made a new friend in the past year

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music tag

i was tagged by @danilesty to do this thing where you put your music on shuffle and then link the first ten songs that pop up! so here goes (hoo boy)

1. Everything Went Numb - Streetlight Manifesto
2. Misanthropic Drunken Loner - Days N Daze
3. 451 - Brand New
4. Dear, This is Desperate - Victorian Halls
5. World - Citizen
6. A Broken Jar - La Dispute
7. Adventures in Zoochosis - Propaghandi
8. Skinny Love - Birdy
9. Tous Les Mêmes - Stromae
10. I Get Overwhelmed - Dark Rooms

i am fully aware that my music taste is all over the place LOL but i like it anyways! i tag @snowbunnylester @phandommother and @enjolbear (:

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tag

thank you @bluebellshowell for tagging me!

name: rachel

nicknames: rach, ranch, magwa, ray

gender: cis female

star sign: reeses pisces

height: 5'2″

sexuality: panromantic gray-ace

hogwarts house: hufflepuff (obvs tbh)

fave animal: im a crazy cat lady )’: also i love red pandas

average hours of sleep: around 5-6 hours

current time: 7:20pm

cat or dog person: c a t

number of blankets i sleep with: one very thicc duvet

dream trip: im going on my honeymoon to alaska!

when did i make my blog: in 2013!

followers: 14,380 and i love every single one of em

tumblr reason: i was clogging my main blog with dan and phils face so i made this one

url reason: my brand is plants tbh i have too many plants and phil likes plants so phil lester is a botanist confirmed

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tag thing

thank you @sassy-baguette for tagging me!

Goal: Tag 9 people you wish to know better Relationship status: engaged Favourite Colour: mint green/pastel pink Lipstick or Chapstick: both? i’ve been wearing a lot of lipstick recently lol Last Song: high for this - the weeknd Last Movie: Cloverfield  Top 3 tv shows: Over the Garden Wall, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time 3 ships: phan, me and @snowbunnylester , flame princess and princess bubblegum tagging: @snowbunnylester @phandommother @moondaniel  @astronomerhxwell @flyingstarshowell @pedestriansquirrel @obsessive-mess @etoilesdephan @phandaya

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85 questions

Rules: Answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people Thanks to @flyingstarshowell for tagging me :) luv ya. 

THE LAST:


1. Drink: blood orange lemonade from panera


2. Phone Call: Alan


3. Text Message:

Mo: She told me she had a surprise for everyone lol, what a doll Me:Yes she did! 


4. Song You Listened To: Bury Your Flame - La Dispute


5. Time You Cried: lmao today 


6. Dated Someone Twice: sadly yes


7. Kissed Someone and Regretted It: no ragerts


8. Been cheated on: yes


9. Lost Someone Special: yes


10. Been Depressed: lmao that Depression(tm) hits hard


11. Gotten Drunk and Thrown Up: nope

3 FAVORITE COLORS:


12. light green


13. lilac


14. pastel pink

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:


15. Made new friends: yep!


16. Fallen out of Love:nope


17. Laughed until you cried: YES lol


18. Found out someone was talking about you: i just learned today LOL


19. Met someone who changed you: yes?


20. Found out who your friends are: yes.


21. Kissed someone on your Facebook List: yes

GENERAL


22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: pretty much all of them


23. Do you have any pets: two cats and six dogs


24. Do you want to change your name: nah im good


25. What did you do for your last birthday: i went to a japanese steakhouse with a bunch of friends!


26. What time did you wake up: 11am


27. What were you doing at midnight last night: writing Sweet Pea


28. Name something you can’t wait for: getting married in a couple of years


29. When was the last time you saw your mom: about two weeks ago


30. What are you listening to right now: still bury your flame by la dispute LOL


31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yes, my fiance’s dad!


32. Something that is getting on your nerves: @britishlsers always gets on my nerves rip :’(


33. Most visited Website: the tumble


34. Hair Color: brown


35. Long or Short Hair: long


36. Do you have a crush on someone: im engaged lol


37. What do you like about yourself: i like my calves and my tattoos 


38. Want Any Piercings: i have my nose and navel pierced but ive been thinkin about a tongue piercing too


39. Blood Type: AB+


40. Nickname: Rach, Ranch, Magwa


41. Relationship Status: engaged


42. Zodiac: pisces


43. Pronouns: she/her


44. Favorite TV Show: Over the Garden Wall and Gravity Falls


45. Tattoos: ive got five! an elephant, ballet slippers, my cats, the big dipper, and a rose


46. Right or Left Handed: right


47. Surgery: my tonsils


48. Piercing: nose and navel


49. Sport: dance


50. Vacation: is this asking where i wanna vacation??? like??? idk probs europe somewhere


51. Pair of Trainers: idk

MORE GENERAL:


52. Eating: i ate panera today, had some autumn squash soup and a ceasar salad


53. Drinking: nothin


54. I’m About To Watch: my eyelids close


55. Waiting For: sweet death to take me


56. Want: to meet @snowbunnylester


57. Get Married: i’m getting married in about two years!


58. Career: therapist!

WHICH IS BETTER:


59. Hugs or Kisses: kisses


60. Lips or Eyes: eyes


61. Shorter or Taller: don’t care really.


62. Older or Younger: also dont care


63. Nice Arms or Nice Stomach: i really like tums


64. Hookup or Relationship: relationship


65. Troublemaker or Hesitant: hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER:


66. Kissed a Stranger: yes


67. Drank hard liquor: yes


68. Lost glasses/contact lenses: yes


69. Turned someone down: yes


70. Sex on First Date: LOL yeah


71. Broken Someone’s Heart: yes


72. Had Your Heart Broken: yes


73. Been Arrested: no, but i DID ride in a cope car... fun times


74. Cried When Someone Died: HA too soon, today


75. Fallen for a friend: yeas

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:


76. Yourself: yeah


77. Miracles: yes


78. Love at first sight: no


79. Santa Claus: SATAN claus???


80. Kiss on First Date: yes


81. Angels: no

OTHER:


82. Current Best Friend’s Name: Monique and Elizajane and Julianna


83. Eye Color: dark brown


84. Favorite Movie: 500 Days of Summer and Baby Driver


85: Fav Actor: Zoey Deschanel I tag: @snowbunnylester @phandommother @britishlsers @moondaniel

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Thanks @sienadigsgames for tagging me! Rule: name 9 people you want to know better
Relationship status: taken | Favourite colour(s): Lime green | Pets: Four cats, seven dogs, and a fish | Song I last listened to: The Greatest by Sia | Favourite TV shows: Dexter and Gravity Falls | First fandom you joined: Inuyasha | Favourite book: The Lover's Dictionary by David Levithan | Worst thing you’ve ever eaten/tasted: Black coffee | Book you’re currently reading: House of Leaves | Favourite place to be: ihop with my little group of friends or with my cats | People i tag: @jilliancares @phandommother @moondaniel @moonlitdan @theinsanityplays and whoever else wants to do it lmao

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Tagged by my bae @whalefairyfandom12 c:

nickname: Rach star sign: Pisces height: 5’2 time right now: 11:11 (make a wish) last thing googled: krowd (i looked up my work schedule lol)

favorite music artists: Brand New, Citizen, Muse song stuck in your head: the gravity falls theme song last movie watched: Pacific Rim last tv show watched: Gravity Falls (how ironic) what are you wearing right now: Pink pajama pants with cats on it and a pink shirt listing the problems dancers have  when did you create your blog: For this blog, i created it in like November of 2013 what kind of stuff do you post: fanfic, dan and phil, gay porn do you have any other blogs: @cafe-du-chat @phanfictioncatalogue and @phanwriterscollective do you get asks regularly: Yeah c; why did you choose your URL: i went on phanfic but accidentally typed phandick and i laughed really hard gender: Female hogwarts house: Hufflepuff pokemon team: Mystic favorite color: lime green average hours of sleep: Ranges anywhere from 6 to 10 lucky number: 13 favorite character(s): Deb Morgan from Dexter, Mabel from Gravity Falls, Eleven from stranger things how many blankets do you sleep with: 1 dream job: Either a child psychologist or a DBT therapist Following: 1025

i tag everyone, pls do this

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I was tagged by @awkwardsquish (:

Relationship status: I’ve been in a relationship for like four years but i am terrible with relationship advice rip

Pets: two cats (Princess and Precious), six dogs (Yorkie: Tobias, Boxer: Giovanni, Yorkie-Poo: Chloe, Silky Terrier: Sarah, Puggle: Kyuss, Beagle: Soleil), and a fish (Daisy)

Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi definitely lol

Chapstick or lipstick: chapstick

Last song I listened to: oh god?? Um?? I think it was Kids by MGMT

TV shows: American Horror Story, Adventure Time, Dexter, Stranger Things

Hobbies: reading phanfiction, writing phanfiction, eating, crying

Fandoms or sports: I am literally the worst I’m only in the phandom and i hate sprots wow

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