boiii you are gonna look so amazing! you got this! your thighs are freaking gorgeous and a little jiggle never hurt nobody. everybody jiggles! that’s a thing that we do to show that we are living! you are gonna wear those shorts and you are gonna rock them

send people compliments and nice things off anon! people REALLY appreciate that and theyll end up noticing and a lot of the time could end up following you. if you like someone’s content, send them a dm and tell them how much it means to you or something. (don’t start off a convo with “can we be friends?” just let the friendship flow naturally). reblog good content, if you want to then MAKE your own content. Write funny text posts and tag them with the phan tags so people see it. Ummm i think that’s it for the most part! i personally got followers by writing ^_^

Offensive?! How could it be offensive when the Lord showed us his light and told us to do this!

6. three songs you wish you could erase from history (because they’re terrible)

Bowl for Two - The ExpendablesSorry - Justin BieberBlurred Lines - Robin Thicke

12. three favourite songs from video games

Skyrim Theme Song Pistol Packin’ Mama (from Fallout 4)Lavender Town music

ask about three songs!

3. three songs you were recently obsessed with

Runaway - AuroraMystery of Love - Sufjan StevensDoom 84 - Screaming Females

4. three songs that you know thanks to your parents

Starlight - MuseWelcome Home - Coheed & CambriaSanteria - Sublime

ask me about three songs!

26. three favourite non-English songs

Håper du har plass - CezinandoTous Les Mêmes - StromaeUnravel - Ling Tosite SigureAsk me about three songs!

2. three last songs you listened to

Pumpkin Head - RaydarToo Many Candles - Tom RosenthalSoft Domination - Screaming Females

24. three favourite old songs

(im going with shit i listened to when i was 11 and under lol)Sweet Sacrifice - EvanescenceAmerican Boy - Estelle Fergalicious - Fergie

ask me about three songs!

5. three songs you wish you could forget (because listening to them hurts)

Baby It’s Fact - hellogoodbyeShe Loves Me So - Anthony GreenCry Me a River - Johnny Craig

14. three songs you want at your wedding

Get Low - Lil JonDon’t Trust Me - 3OH!3Wonderwall - Oasis

ask me things about three songs!

thank you so much!!! You can find all of my fave fics which are starred in my masterlist, but here are some of my absolute faves

*Sweet Pea* - A nickname that goes bitter in your mouth. Cries for help that no one listens to. Gentle hands that make you quake on the ground you’re standing on. When Phil first met Nico, he thought he was a gift from the heavens. But behind the mask lies something daunting, something unnerving, that Phil never foresaw. Through his journey, he finds solace in Dan, the regular at his workplace, who seems to be the only one who sees through Nico’s mask to the darkness underneath.

*A Dance With Death* - (this is a trilogy and they’re my fave things ive ever written) Dan is the God of Death, who helps people to the Underworld when they pass. One day, he randomly pops up at a masquerade ball for Prince Philip’s coming of age ceremony. He doesn’t know why he is there, but it’s hard to focus on his job when the prince asks him to dance.

*How to Flirt: Embarrassed Boy Edition* - As soon as the first ever Cold Stone Creamery opens up in London, Phil knew he had to go. However, it wasn’t the ice cream that made him keep coming back, but rather the cute employee who looks dead in the eyes whenever he has to sing the tip jar songs.

*If I’m a Saint, Then You’re Heaven* - Phil is less than excited to start his Sex in the Bible course, but he can’t bring himself to regret it when he meets a gorgeous angel dressed in all pink by the name of Dan.

*Waiting, Hoping With Each Breath* - After Dan’s girlfriend breaks up with him, Phil finds his best friend suddenly a lot closer than he’s ever remembered them being before. For some reason, he doesn’t mind it much at all. In fact, Phil quite enjoys the late night cuddles and the way Dan clings to him whenever they watch television. He probably enjoys it a little bit too much.

*Nobody, Not Even the Rain* - Dan is fine. It’s what he’s told himself all along. Even though it hurts when he has sex with his boyfriend, even though he shakes for no reason at all; he’s fine. He’s happy. But when he meets Phil, he learns about respect, trust, and how a relationship is truly supposed to be like. Most of all, he learns that maybe he’s not doing so well after all. 

What was the last gift you gave?i bought my nana a mug that says “I love you bunches, nana”!Who inspires you?phil lester tbhWho are you most comfortable around?my roommate, monique, and also @snowbunnylester (:

ask me things!

46. How old were you when you first had sex?14 lol

ask me questions!

7. If you had to choose one way to die, what would it be? death by cats

13. If the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say?Don’t give up on your dreams. if you dont know where your life is heading, that’s fine. you dont have to figure it out right now. dont be afraid to be yourself. let go of toxic friendships or relationships and surround yourself with people who care about you. pet as many dogs on the street as you can. you can get through all your hard times. What was the last book/movie that really impressed you?I havent read a book in a v long time but the last movie i watched that REALLY impressed me was Baby Driver!

ask me things!

i actually had to look this up so that I could be right in my answer, but the term that you’re thinking of is agender, which is where a person doesn’t have a gender. non-binary is a pretty big umbrella term for many types of people, including androgynous people, or people who dont fit into either gender stereotypes. For example, you can be a boy, but you can still be feminine and like to wear femme clothing! I found a REALLY good article here, which you can read a bit more about it, as well as another article here!

Heaven Scent (ao3) - Dan Howell rarely leaves the house unless he has too, too socially awkward to function normally around other people, and generally making his only friends through Louise, a sweet beta who took him under her wing a few years back when they were both still in college. It’s no surprise, then, that the omega has yet to find a mate, despite craving one rather a lot. It’s not until he attends Louise’s birthday party and gets accidentally-on-purpose set up with an attractive alpha named Phil Lester who smells absolutely heavenly that Dan starts to fall into a proper romance, complete with courting and scenting and the like.

Things That No Longer Need Mention (ao3) - The kissing doesn’t stop. Two weeks later, Dan has a hand in Phil’s hair and Phil’s hand on his spine and he basically can’t feel his mouth anymore, and they were supposed to have left for the BBC ten minutes ago. Dan still has no idea why Phil is doing the kissing thing, but it’s definitely too late to ask now.

Happily Ever After (ao3) - Dan proposes marriage, but Phil’s reaction isn’t quite what he’d been expecting or hoping for.

So Many Stars - After graduating with his law degree, Dan decides to move to Japan to teach English for a year.

Tried to do headstands for you (every time I fell on you) - “I’m not always this clumsy and accident prone, I swear,” Dan says, and maybe he’s lying, but Phil doesn’t have to know that. How hard can it be not to injure yourself at a coffee shop? He just needs to remember which way the doors open, and buy new shoes. He’ll be fine.Or: coffee shop/uni AU in which Dan keeps injuring himself in increasingly ridiculous ways, Phil regularly has to patch him up, and it’s Christmas time.

Unspoken Rules (ao3) - They have rules.

1. They don’t kiss2. They don’t talk about it3. They aren’t exclusive4. They don’t get attached5. It’s over when the tour isAs long as they abide by the rules, no one gets hurt. Simple, right?

oh MAN this is such a hard question!!!! i think the one that i’m most proud of now is Sweet Pea??? But I also REALLY like a lot of my fics??? i’m really really proud of If I’m a Saint, Then You’re Heaven as well, and Waiting, Hoping With Each Breath. Also Nobody, Not Even the Rain is good too AHHHH I CANT PICK ONE!!!!!

Sweet Pea - A nickname that goes bitter in your mouth. Cries for help that no one listens to. Gentle hands that make you quake on the ground you’re standing on. When Phil first met Nico, he thought he was a gift from the heavens. But behind the mask lies something daunting, something unnerving, that Phil never foresaw. Through his journey, he finds solace in Dan, the regular at his workplace, who seems to be the only one who sees through Nico’s mask to the darkness underneath.

If I’m a Saint, Then You’re Heaven - Phil is less than excited to start his Sex in the Bible course, but he can’t bring himself to regret it when he meets a gorgeous angel dressed in all pink by the name of Dan.

Waiting, Hoping With Each Breath - After Dan’s girlfriend breaks up with him, Phil finds his best friend suddenly a lot closer than he’s ever remembered them being before. For some reason, he doesn’t mind it much at all. In fact, Phil quite enjoys the late night cuddles and the way Dan clings to him whenever they watch television. He probably enjoys it a little bit too much.

Nobody, Not Even the Rain - Dan is fine. It’s what he’s told himself all along. Even though it hurts when he has sex with his boyfriend, even though he shakes for no reason at all; he’s fine. He’s happy. But when he meets Phil, he learns about respect, trust, and how a relationship is truly supposed to be like. Most of all, he learns that maybe he’s not doing so well after all.

Unashamed, wide open for joy (ao3) - Dan laughs a little and says, “Oh, I, ah. I make videos. For people. Online.”“Oh!” Phil says, sounding a little surprised, but not put off. He laughs quietly, almost to himself, and says, “I do too, actually.”It turns out, “I make videos for the internet” can have multiple meanings.(that one is fluffy but there’s smut at the end. so cute tho)

Venus’s Looking Glass (ao3) -  Shy!punk!Phil has been crushing on confident!pastel!Dan for years now, but he’s never felt comfortable enough to do anything about it until he accidentally comes out to his brother Martyn, who is nothing but supportive. It’s Martyn’s idea to woo Dan with flowers - only, he didn’t mean do it anonymously.

the taste of your cherry chapstick (ao3) - Punk!Phil has a crush, so when Pastel!Dan is manning a kissing booth for a school event, he finds himself showing up with a pound in his pocket.

Chemistry (ao3) -  sporty!dan is lab partners with computergeek!phil and magic happens.

Those Four Words - “You absolute fucking prick.”