A spy mission

long live the king

Tbh, I don’t think a snake is allowed to be this cute

Lovely. Source

REPTILES ARE BACK

*REPLIES

[”The Boys are Back in Town” starts playing]

a snake: *opens their mouth* reptiblr: *loses their shit*

inspired by livelyspaghetti’s post

snake gif from snoodlesnoodles

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Life in Cold Blood - Dragons of the Dry (2008)

Life In Cold Blood is my absolute favorite documentary….

Gharials always look like they’re laughing

hehehehehhehehe

HAWHAWHAWHAWH

What does URL stand for?

Go.

Unstoppable Reptile Love

Enter the Matric…

the red eyeshine of the alligator occurs when light enters its eyes, passes through the rods (light receptors) and cones (color receptors) of the retina, strikes a membrane behind the retina called a tapeatum, and is then reflected back through the eye to the light source. most of the animals with eyeshine are, like alligators, night hunters who must make use of limited light. photos by larry lynch and david moynahan

【画像】 カニvsワニ！　カニの勝利！ - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

"shhh stop talking"

Nothing cuter than watching beardies run. 

tumblr needs more fancy reptiles

there we go

i risked my life for these pictures you nerds better appreciate them