If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

Since you’re all busy buying gifts for others this month, it’s only fair you get something cool for yourself!

This contest will include a letter/envelope written by a serial killer (of my choosing). As always, there are no rules. Feel free to like but only reblogs will count as an entry. Winner will be chosen via random.org, and must be okay with sending me their address to mail the letter. Good luck!

By the way~~

If you follow the Death Merchant Facebook page or Instagram, it counts as another entry. Just let me know who you are on here.

*suddenly sits straight up in bed alone in my room* im being replaced

I will not rest until every straight girl knows that obsessing over m/m ships doesn’t make them special, it makes them a gross fetishist just like men obsessed with lesbian porn 

a yeen for yall

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

My version of the age-old question

yes, but what about

Space freckles and galaxies and shit. Totally feeling myself today. Btw this makeup is based off the work of qinniart

Adulthood is literally just a cycle of spending every waking minute wishing you could go to bed until it’s actually time for bed and then it becomes the absolute LAST thing you want to do because going to bed is the thing that makes tomorrow happen and then you have to do it all over again

sure i exist but at what cost

Mads Mikkelsen acting

Mads Mikkelsen in real life

a memoir (part 3)

what’s ur sign and what’s the person you’re closest too sign