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hi I'm callie. let me and the planets and the stars tell u how to live ur life
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The Signs as Sylvia Plath Quotes

Aries

“Out of the ash I rise with my red hair and I eat men like air.” (Lady Lazarus)

Taurus:

“I took a deep breath and listened to the old brag of my heart. I am, I am, I am.” (The Bell Jar)

Gemini:

“I am still so naïve; I know pretty much what I like and dislike; but please, don’t ask me who I am. A passionate, fragmentary girl, maybe?” (The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath)

Cancer:

“How frail the human heart must be - a mirrored pool of thought. So deep and tremulous an instrument of glass that it can either sing, or weep.” (Letters Home)

Leo:

“And I am aware of my heart: it opens and closes Its bowl of red blooms out of sheer love of me.” (Tulips)

Virgo:

“It was my first big chance, but here I was, sitting back and letting it run through my fingers like so much water.” (The Bell Jar)

Libra:

“I am inhabited by a cry Nightly it flaps out Looking, with its hooks, for something to love.”  (Elm)

Scorpio:

“Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing.” (Letter to Richard Sassoon)

Sagittarius:

“I want to live and feel all the shades, tones and variations of mental and physical experience possible in my life. And I am horribly limited” (The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath)

Capricorn

“The hardest thing is to live richly in the present without letting it be tainted out of fear for the future or regret for the past.” (Letters Home)

Aquarius:

“Stars open among the lilies. Are you not blinded by such expressionless sirens? This is the silence of astounded souls.” (Crossing The Water)

Pisces

“I wanted to crawl in between those black lines of print, the way you crawl through a fence, and go to sleep under that beautiful big green fig-tree.” (The Bell Jar)
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Looks like an angel, is the spawn of satan: Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius, Scorpio
Looks like the spawn of satan, is actually an angel: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Libra, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces
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Well... You said I was distant.

Person: “You seem a little distant.”

Air Personality: “Yes, I was in an intellectual vortex.”

Earth Personality: “I have many practical tasks to schedule for today.”

Fire personality: “speaking of distance, I have things to do right now. bye”

Water personality: “I was privately riding the tidal wave that is my emotions.”

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What the signs probably have in their smoothies

Aries: their ex, toilet paper, grapefruit
Taurus: 4 year old birthday cake, a bathbomb, bananas
Gemini: their best friend, the murder weapon, pineapple
Cancer: a cinnamon roll, clouds, hair ties
Leo: their ego, Iggy Azalea, strawberries
Virgo: yogurt, banana, strawberry, ice
Libra: succulents, Donald Trump, misogynists
Scorpio: slut shamers, vodka, raspberries
Sagittarius: an entire pizza, needles and yarn, Meagan Trainor
Capricorn: glitter, satan, ice cream
Aquarius: egalitarians, drugs, aliens
Pisces: water, salt
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