just made a new oc called guy whose life sucks

gps but for a way out of this

#it just says “through” :(

hi sorry for ghosting you im being tormented by psychic horrors beyond your wildest comprehensions

not mad just outside your house with a gun

im extremely devout but nobody can figure out what im worshipping

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

oh! i forgot to do this. okay starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world and i actually seriously genuinely properly truly mean it this time

Sorry for commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on your Facebook photo album from your baby shower

(guy who's lost so much and loses more every day) I never fucking lose

i wake up. i eat my breakfast. i shoot myself in the chest witj a .44 magnum to build up immunity to bullets. the daily routine, baby.

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me