now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn

hi i put mitski’s “nobody” over the subway scene from possession (1981)

Malcolm In The Middle, Traffic Jam (2x01).

me on a good manic day

I’m not even kidding I was in jail with this girl and she sang the same song over and over and over and in between singing she was screaming bloody murder, girl had some lungs she didn’t get tired. the girl in the cell next to her lost her voice from screaming “shut the fuck up cunt!” And eventually Johnson got transferred to another unit because she was so annoying they had to give us a break? I think it was honestly to give himself a break, he called her Tarzan on helium.

OH MY GOD

can’t believe boris johnson is going to be the first world leader to contract covid twice

Me: *with my dick in your mouth* Man your eyes are pretty wtf

My friend has no chill and I love it

Be your own false prophet 💕

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

my cells govern themselves, I’m mostly just a figurehead

my body is a constitutional monarchy and i am its powerless queen

WHERE IS THE OSCAR?????

Derek Ridgers: “The Others”, 1980s