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every system has a flaw

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Root and Shaw. Person of Interest || HTGAWM, Clexa, OB, Sense8, JJ, OITNB || 20, Italy
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my type of public transportation 

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iandsharman

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

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sharkchunks

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

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  • person of interest spent 20 episodes never forgetting that shaw was missing (4x12 through 5x09, inclusive)
  • twenty episodes of root searching for shaw
  • twenty episodes between shaw sacrificing herself for the team and her reuniting with the team
  • twenty episodes of emotional build-up showing how much root needed shaw in her life and how important root was to shaw’s survival
  • that’s 870 on-screen minutes of show
  • 43 minutes of that was an entire episode showing how root is shaw’s primary means of distinguishing reality from simulation after samaritan’s torture
  • and after those 20 episodes, those 870 minutes of palpable angst and ever-present feeling that someone’s missing, after that emotional wringer of an episode demonstrating root’s importance to shaw, once shaw is back we get the following
  • shaw’s reunion with root in 5x09 lasts a total of 3 minutes and 50 seconds across two scenes and a shocker teaser at the end of an act
  • her reunion scene with the team at the end of 5x09 lasts a total of 50 seconds
  • shaw gets a grand total of 2 minutes and 18 seconds in one scene of episode 5x10 to interact on-screen with the entire team together, whole and intact
  • shaw gets 4 minutes and 52 seconds to interact on-screen alone with root in two scenes of 5x10 before root is killed
  • after 870 minutes of buildup and nearly a year of in-show time (well over a year for the audience), the sum total of the emotional payoff lasts less than twelve minutes
  • after 870 minutes of buildup and nearly a year of in-show time (well over a year for the audience), the sum total of the emotional payoff with root and shaw specifically lasts less than nine minutes
  • that’s a 99:1 suffering to happiness ratio
  • thanks for that
  • say what you will about being dicked around by cbs with scheduling and being forced to do number of the week episodes and the burying of gays
  • that’s just unsatisfying storytelling
  • oh jonah and greg, you say you wanted more root and shaw?
  • maybe don’t kill root with three episodes left to go after they’ve had less than ten minutes worth of a reunion
  • just a thought
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Most shows: Revenge is bad. It leads you to the dark side and you can't come back from it.
Person of Interest: FUCK THAT SHIT!! A BITCH MESSES WITH YO GIRL YOU SNAP HER NECK BEFORE SHE MAKES A PEEP
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