this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

ok this is a funny description tho

I think we should teach David Lynch how to use RPGMaker and see what happens

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

just took a work call in my kayak. just drifting through the baltic sea giving research updates. homeoffice is a game and i am winning

you pick up a call in a kayak ONE TIME.

Me, trying to explain how to can tell the difference between species of plants and fungi:

I was trying to explain to the nice guy who volunteered to help me clear invasive brush how to recognize the honeysuckle from the willows with all the leaves off and I had several good pointers which eventually just trailed off into ‘you can tell by the uh by the, the type of, the type of thing it is. ……… just keep looking at them, you’ll get it’

I truly wish the word for "you can identify a bird/plant/fungi because it looks like what it is" was not "jizz." But people do in fact refer to groking the vibe or something as parsing the jizz.

I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

On one hand this is extremely fucking funny, but on the other hand, it really boggles my mind how many people punish their dogs for just… doing the thing they were bred to do.

Your husky isn’t “hyperactive”, it’s bred to pull sleds for 8 hours straight and you have it in a 400 sq ft yard.

Your English sheepdog isn’t “pushy”, it’s bred to herd sheep, and you have neither to space nor the herd to allow it.

Your terrier isn’t “nippy”, it’s bred to kill rats and your hamster looks a hell of a lot like one.

Your Catahoula isn’t “mean to animals”, it’s bred to hunt any and all animals smaller than it, and you didn’t acclimate it to your cat.

Your Lhasa Apso isn’t “yappy”, it’s bred to bark at any tiny noise and alert watchmen to intruders

Like Jesus Christ, if you can’t provide an environment where your dog can’t fulfill its literal life purpose, maybe?? Don’t get that dog??? And if you do, maybe know the breed characteristics so you can redirect those traits into more constructive outlets????

Both your most common doodle's parts (labra and golden) want to hunt and retrieve water birds so the best suggestion I can give y'all is congratulations on your new duck hunting hobby.

#people will overlook the perfect breeds to suit their needs based on just their looks#and get a work dog because it looks cool

tags from @gnarlystarships because YEAH

i believe "nothingburger" is the cowardly enemy of the humble and kind everything bagel

the unremarkable milquetoast sits somewhere in between

I saw a TikTok the other day with several million likes that said something along the lines of “my little sister is a therian and wearing cat ears to school and im so scared for her” and like. Weird video obviously but what really did me in was a comment that said “my younger sister was also a therian, im glad I bullied her out of it, it was for her own good :(“ and it had like several thousand likes. are you people okay. that is such a miserable way of living your life. bullying someone out of doing something is already disgusting but for it to be your younger sister, someone who looks up to you? and for what? because you’re afraid they might get bullied? congratulations! you’ve just become their first bully! you have just mocked and scared them out of a passion or something that brings them joy most likely because YOU’RE embarrassed. what an awful way to live and treat others

also how is wearing cat ears to school scary? are we seriously THIS obsessed with not being embarrassed that we find someone wearing a harmless accessory to school scary? embarrassment isn't going to kill you, it's not the end of the world, we have to get past this. abusing your younger siblings because YOU'RE embarrassed is fucked up beyond belief

good shirt from the market today

makes you experience a placebo effect

everyone shut the fuck up i’m trying to focus on my diabolical homosexual thoughts

beautiful tboy with a disorder

Boars love sweets