im happy here with you

Jamie knows he is in that calender...😉

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I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON, GARY?

WHO’S WE?!

Who you smiling at? HIM.

For those of you who didn’t see it already, Jamie was absolutely HAMMERED after the match today😂😂

This was the best Champion's League Today episode ever filmed. Jamie drinking eight pints, making friends in The Yellow Wall, I've rarely seen a happier scouser 😁😄 He didn't even pretend to play neutral at this game.

Peter Schmeichel actually seemed perfectly happy to play the sober straight man to Carra's chaos, they make a surprisingly fun duo--usually I sense a bit of friction between the two--lager seems to have dissolved that entirely.

Touchy, buzzed (happy!) Carra is a sight to behold. He made new friends ("I just call them all Kaiser.") and had a blast until he was told by other adults he was being too loud (AM I BEING TOO LOUD?!) and Schmeichel had to pop him in a sin bin.

Go on, Carra!! YNWA

i want them killed btw

"what have you just called me then"

much to consider

Would somebody please just STAB ME IN THE FACE ALREADY?

[from this video - you can all blame @kieranggibbs​ for finding it]

(I had too much to say about this, so feel free to reblog the commentary-free original)

Please. Please I need somebody to tell me how to cope with this. Please, it’s been hours now since I made this draft and my brain still hasn’t come back online yet. Maybe my brain hasn’t come back online since it short-circuited the first time I looked at the two of them and thought - oh, oh fuck, oh they’re… oh. OH.

The way Carra suddenly sees him coming and breaks into a giant dumb smile The way he just launches himself at Carra? He’s… so smol and fighty and giddy? The casual but stilted intimacy of it? We can touch but only when fighting/playfighting. We spend hours standing with our fingers so close I can feel the warmth from your hand for days afterwards. We take a picture together and you sling your arm around my neck and press the sides of our heads together but it’s okay because you’re miming a punching gesture.

How does that Barbara Kruger piece go?

This is the cutest thing in the world😭 the way carra smiles when he sees him. Neville’s cute shoulder bump and the laugh afterwards😭😭

cinematic parallels

Family

['fam(ɪ)li] Noun

A group of people bonded by last names, blood, or love.

I’m sure you two are teasing each other 😏

why are they married

The look right at the camera right after he said that. The stunned silence after.