absolutely love the bones off all of them

its an ucl semi final to YOU, to me its alberto morenos homecoming

yea <3

✨ just left-backs things ✨

#i feel like this like one of those chav boy memes#like#we told alberto to lie under the table tennis table#and HE FUCKING DID IT WHAT A LEDGE#ALBERTO YOU FUCKIN NUTCASE#and this is what actually happened too  (tags via @skrtelshead)

Football players on the Titanic (LFC edition, past and present)

Adam Lallana: The one 1st class passenger that doesn’t really fit in because the banquets and dinners and politics bore him, so he ends up wandering around the ship, accidentally getting in places he’s not supposed to be in, and almost killing himself. Every officer’s nightmare. When the ship starts sinking, gets lost on his way to the deck.

Jordan Henderson: The ship’s officer, takes his job very seriously and is all about the rules and regulations, also will tell people to fuck off, whoever they are. Hates rich idiots like Lallana, until the ship starts sinking, and saving the rich idiot becomes his only concern.

Mohamed Sarah: The rich, kind of mysterious 1st class passenger nobody knows nothing about. Doesn’t engage in the drinking nor smoking, and retires to his cabin after dinner (probably to read). Literal sunshine, very popular with the stewards, who will do anything to save him when the catastrophe strikes.

Alisson: The unlucky guy that got his ticket for cheap when Loris Karius made up his mind and literally jumped off the ship at the last moment (he totally had a premonition, but told Alisson a heartbreaking story about not being able to leave his girlfriend). Curses the damn blond bastard for all of the 2 hours and 40 minutes of the sinking.

Dejan Lovren: Travels 3rd class, although he could afford the 2nd, because he knows how to use his money better. Keeps to himself most of the time. Makes it into the last lifeboat (probably kills a few people in the process, but history won’t ask).

Trent Alexander-Arnold: Almost misses the ship’s departure, persuades Henderson to let him on board at the last moment. Can’t believe he’s on the damn Titanic. Regrets nothing even when he sees the big ass iceberg.

James Milner: Used to serve on a ship, so he knows the drill, and suffers because of it. The reasonable one, trying to talk some sense into the idiots pushing the ship for Blue Ribbon, and then when he sees the evacuation is one big mess. Of course nobody listens to him.

Steven Gerrard: The gentleman of all gentlemen. Nobody in the 1st class will start eating until he arrives. Great in the smoking room conversations, but kinda awkward with the ladies. Will go down with the ship because he has to set an example.

Alberto Moreno: Steven’s protege, not really good for anything, but he’s got the name and the money and everyone secretly hopes he will grow up to be somebody. Steven puts him in a lifeboat, because the little moron wouldn’t find one. Sobs all the way to the Carpathia.

Jürgen Klopp: The cool captain that spends time with the passengers. Doesn’t care for the Blue Ribbon, but wants to test how good the ship is (it’s good, just people are idiots). Spends the 2 hours and 40 minute of the sinking yelling at everyone what should be done. The incompetent lot of course do something completely else.

Daniel Agger: Spends all the time drinking beer in the 3rd class and winning money in arm wrestling. Won’t get in a lifeboat while there are women and children on board, because he’s not a coward, but once the ship sinks, it’s a different situation and he swims for one, because he’s tough af.

Jamie Carragher: Is only on the Titanic because there was no other ship and he was in a hurry. Could do without all the snobbish bullshit. Totally misses the sinking because he’s bickering with this idiot Gary Neville, and they notice only when they’re ankles deep in the cold water.

Liverpool boys shipping their captains. (x) & (x)

Albie displeased with Gini not wishing him a happy birthday :’( via /r/LiverpoolFC

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It’s Trent’s fault

fullbacks giving their centre back heart eyes 😍

Si senor 🤙

throwback to studge and alberto doing the iconic sturridge dance. gutted to see them both go. i’m happy they both got the win the champions league before they leave though. they both deserve it, espicially daniel.

YNWA daniel and alberto. thank you for everything you’ve done for the club 🔴💪

THANK YOU, KLOPP #SIXTIMES