it's a long story.

now this is what i’m talkin about. Leaf surfer

NOSFERATU THE VAMPYRE — 1979, dir. Werner Herzog

[my idiot crew about to mutiny yet again] god this sucks so bad i'll fucking - [remembers suicide jokes would only play right into their dearest wish for me to drop dead where i stand] see that prize is yours. I'm not just gonna make you rich. I'm not just gonna make you strong. I'm gonna make you the princes of the New World!

[image description: two stills from Black Sails overlaid with tumblr screenshots. while stealing the warship, Flint pins Silver to a post, seething with rage, with the screenshot being an anon ask that says, “you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.” Silver with a goofy bug-eyed expression irreverently gives the reply, “You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.” end id]

I love that guy and his fuckass 80s hair like you couldn't imagine

and nothing's gonna save you before the curtain call

this is the death of you

Disney Animation from Storyboard to Film 

he is two acorns tall and sleeps in a teacup

Domenico Gnoli (Italian, 1933-1970)

EMMA. (2020)

Three Swans in Flight by David Lloyd Evans

My other car is a rainbow trout

Edie Sedgwick photographed by Bert Stern, 1966.

Giuseppe Guerreschi (1929-1985) — Portrait of Diego [oil on canvas, 1965]