Magic and technology don't mix, or so they say. You worked out how they can be safely combined and it wasn't even that difficult, yet when you presented it to the archmages they confiscated your prototype and ordered you to destroy all documentation and proof of its existence.
So basically fantasy au of scientists finding the cure to cancer and governments killing them off for it.
A supervillain is trying to get his wife to the hospital, but the superheroes are intervening because they believe he has kidnapped her.
The wife gets done with their shit and yells at them TO MOVE OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY AS SHE IS LITERALLY FUCKING BLEEDING OUT.
Happy birthday Jason Grace. You would've been 30, but you are forever 16 after being skewered :')
THAT WAS FOUL💀.
Does everyone remember how Annabeth broke her ankle before falling into Tartarus and it not healing properly (because Tartarus). And how it would just hurt sometimes whenever she over exerted herself even when she was out of Tartarus???
So I was thinking about Annabeth and her ankle pain getting worse and worse as she gets older. To the point where she’s literally limping and then finally asks Leo to make her ankle brace so that she could walk and run like before. Annabeth learning to accept help from others over the most trivial of tasks because she is in too much pain to walk. Just Annabeth realising that her found family are the best part of her life.
I see so many people talking about the Hawaiian shirt Nico is in at the end of HoO but not the fact that he wore it because his only other option was a shirt with the Confederate flag or maybe that was a fever dream.
Those books were crazy cs Rick just says shit like wdym the Confederate army was the Romans? wdym Hitler and Nico are brothers? wdym George Washington, Harriet Tubman, and Amelia airheart are all demigods? what?
Wait Nico and Hitler are brothers??!?? When did THAT happen??????
I think I need to reread the books💀
The pact of the big 3 was after WW2. Hades children were on the losing side and zues and poseidon's children were on the winning side. So technically Hitler is the demigod son of hades which makes Hitler and nico brothers💀
WHAT? UNCLE RICK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKK??!??
….. does nico try to scare everyone all the time by saying that if he is not accepted in _______ (any place) he will start a world war like his brother?
I see so many people talking about the Hawaiian shirt Nico is in at the end of HoO but not the fact that he wore it because his only other option was a shirt with the Confederate flag or maybe that was a fever dream.
Those books were crazy cs Rick just says shit like wdym the Confederate army was the Romans? wdym Hitler and Nico are brothers? wdym George Washington, Harriet Tubman, and Amelia airheart are all demigods? what?
Wait Nico and Hitler are brothers??!?? When did THAT happen??????
I think I need to reread the books💀
You wake up to find your sleep paralysis demon holding you tight in fear, tears in eyes. “There’s a monster in the closet”, it says.
That scares the shit out of me. So I just go back to sleep
Hiii! I wanted to know if you were the one who made the "what if percy had chosen immortality at end of last Olympian" post ?
Because I've come across that post on Pinterest over 12 times since 2020 (when I joined the fandom) and I sent it to a close friend and she's coming to kill me now 🥲
Omg yes that was me! I just reblogged it again if you wanted to find it here. It makes me so happy to see that people are still reading and enjoying my it after all this time! 🥹🤗
I am the friend that wants to kill her. But now?
I AM COMING FOR U😭🔪🔪🔪
You were just sucked up and abducted by a UFO. The alien inside addresses you, “Is this translator working? Listen. I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend for three days so my parents will get off my back about it.”
But what if I am a girl?
I’m not sure if aliens care much about human gender, and maybe “boyfriend” was the closest translation from their language to English. And if they care about human gender, then it’d be either pretending to be a boy or pretending to be the alien’s girlfriend. Anyway, that question of yours could bring an interesting discussion about aliens, alien gender and human gender
That- That is a surprisingly good explanation
why, thank you. we don’t know if aliens exist at all, so giving them genders in the same way humans have is a little pointless in my point of view. who knows, maybe this post happens to arrive somewhere outside humanity, so it’d be nice that any aliens (and maybe any creature who happens to exist but humans don’t believe in) told us about the way they live their gender
(I am just a bored person with a little too much imagination)
Don’t worry person. You can never have too much imagination.
You were just sucked up and abducted by a UFO. The alien inside addresses you, “Is this translator working? Listen. I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend for three days so my parents will get off my back about it.”
But what if I am a girl?
Drag King it up.
The only correct answer
You were just sucked up and abducted by a UFO. The alien inside addresses you, “Is this translator working? Listen. I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend for three days so my parents will get off my back about it.”
But what if I am a girl?
I’m not sure if aliens care much about human gender, and maybe “boyfriend” was the closest translation from their language to English. And if they care about human gender, then it’d be either pretending to be a boy or pretending to be the alien’s girlfriend. Anyway, that question of yours could bring an interesting discussion about aliens, alien gender and human gender
That- That is a surprisingly good explanation
You were just sucked up and abducted by a UFO. The alien inside addresses you, “Is this translator working? Listen. I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend for three days so my parents will get off my back about it.”
But what if I am a girl?
An Irishman walked out of a bar
Jeff my bro
Lying isn’t good
The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So our man stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stands up but again falls flat on his face. He crawls home. Reaching the door he tries to stand up, and yet again, falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he summons the last of his strength and tries one final time to stand.
It’s no use. He tumbles into bed and is soon sound asleep, only to awaken the next morning to the sound of his wife standing over him shouting.
‘So… you’ve been out drinking again!’
'How did you know?’ he asks, his head hung in shame.
'The pub called– you left your damn wheelchair down there again!’
Jeff my bro u gotta change ur username.
I killed Zeus.
Hera thanks you and runs away before she is forced into another abusive relationship
This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
I need this luck to survive 🥲
My friend wanted to show me something and said, "It's going to be really cool, I promise." And sent me straight to Hell.
I hate it when my friends do that
