some notable catchphrases of 2013:

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

are you a medieval silk road merchant

Still think this is the funniest Hannibal post I’ve ever seen

Can someone who knows about comics explain to me why Reverse Flash is oft considered to be the All Time #1 Hater in all of fiction? I've seen this take multiple times and I know there's gotta be some batshit lore behind it

i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried

artistic rendition

i fucking wish i had a way to prove this but a) passing around nudes is wrong even when its a 40 year old nudist shark freak and b) he unsent the messages bc my silence made him nervous ig. wish he was instead nervous about sharks around his panenis but im not his dad

btw another pic in the set he sent me was essentially the same photo but the shark was a fishing spear and his penis was erect this time. do you think he meant it as a metaphor thats kind of poignant symbolism

he looked almost regal in a florida man way

actually fuck do you guys think i ghosted Poseidon on grindr be honest its hurricane season and im on the gulf i mean did you SEE what that guy did to odysseus

Imagine fumbling a 40 year old nudist shark freak this bad

LGBT friend groups

I can under no circumstances tell the chunk rock in my friend group that he is the chunk rock in my friend group

people who play ranked competitive fps games

Joanna Karpowicz — Anubis in Twin Peaks III (acrylic, canvas, 2024)

God nobody has political instincts as good as he does

I mean yeah man, what if?

if bridgerton got rid of all the lame british people and became a show about hunky orc boys making out it would be the greatest television of all time