theodore k mullins

My hobbies include going on sixpenceee at 11pm and scaring the shit out of myself

me: watches beyonce’s halftime performance on youtube from 2 years ago instead of katy perry’s on sunday 

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

#i would fight a small village for suzanne

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

I LIVE IN A HOUSE

I cordially invite all of my followers to my funeral since I’m pretty sure the finale will kill me

when someone calls you “hun”

the treat yoself 2011 episode of parks and recreation has honestly changed my life for the better