julius caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty slutty years

beware beware the ides of march

beware the Ides of March

if you were a good child, and stabbed your local politician 23 times, the spirit of Brutus will roll down your chimney and leave salad supplies in your stockings

Caesar @tumblr everytime March rolls around :

Julius Caesar watching people make jokes about him being brutally assassinated every March:

it’s that time of the year again

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

Today’s your lucky day

Soon™

[Image ID: Image one is a picture of a Little Caesars pizza box. A hand is holding a knife out directly above it. Image two is a blurry close-up shot showing the knife being stabbed through the neck of the Little Caesars mascot on the box. / End ID]

in honor of julius caesar can someone stab me today

ides of march means obligatory reblogging of all casaer being stabbed related posts, sorry i dont make the rules

The pandemic must be getting to y'all, I've barely seen any posts about the ides of march this year

merry ides of march

every year I feel like I have to apologize to my mutuals for how unhinged I become during the ides of march, I'm not going to stop but I feel bad about it

[James] Being with Alyssa had started to make me feel things. She made me feel things. And I didn’t like it at all.

Season: 1, Episode: 3.

the thing abt s1 of teotfw is that.. they feel like actual, real teenagers. They get into these wild situations but its grounded by the fact that the show never presents them as fully-grown adults. They’re not ‘tv teenagers’ - they just.. are teenagers. They’re emotional and impulsive and fucked up and scared and they want to have fun and feel like they belong but they cant figure out how to have that, and they want to be confident and competent and in control of their lives but they’re also terrified and want to be taken care of and it was just so refreshing to see that. it was so refreshing to see teen characters who aren’t… idk, solving a major crime or opening a speakeasy or killing monsters. they’re just trying to escape the lives they feel suffocated by, and to the audience its obvious from the start that this isn’t going to work out the way they want it to but you get pulled along on their story with them because you understand WHY they are doing what they do because they’re just…… being teenagers. at the end of the day they’re just being teenagers.