hey, welcome!

bby....

another doodle dump. really love just drawing ted with the most brainless smug expression

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

Oh hell yeah

Drew a different pretty boy today 🖤 📖🔥

lineart only below cut

GERRY

g.gerry with a happy trail. Oh dear😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

dang nearly 300 notes in just a day

looks like this meme was a bit hit for my fellow neurodivergents

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

This is cathartic

People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.

Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.

The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.

Seeing tr*mp just get fucking decked instantly made my night better

aw fuck yeah

Let’s go girls!

you, people, always complain about the lack of complex female characters but at the same time some of you can't even bear my princess Melinoë who doughtily fights an impeccable Prometheus with all her complicated soul...

me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?

me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort

ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?

me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure

ao3: coming right up, sir

me: thank you. oh, and waiter?

ao3: yes, sir?

me: make it gay

Pearl gently cupping Marina's face and telling her how beautiful she is while nuzzling her, with Marina blushing and her tentacles flailing and turning pink on the tips in response.

... maybe I SHOULD start playing Splatoon

It would piss Gwen off so much but I imaging Alice and Sam would "yes, and-" an entire universe based off Chester and Norris while Celia sits back in silence at how right they are

It’s Thursday allow me to shitpost

i think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby. reblog if you also think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby

khorne girl and slaanesh boy on a date

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

🤔 they're wondering what the hell is wrong with me