- Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.
- Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.
- Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.
- Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.
add some onions on that pizza
elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's
9'6" forest guardian and her 4'5" toymaker gf
sorry for hijacking your post again op but after posting the initial elves i had ideas for more doodles i wanted to do so. elf yuri (but i elaborate)
watching Seven Samurai
i wonder how many they'll need
i hesitate even to speculate
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the sexless lesbians who say every horny thought makes them "no better than a man" might kill me for this but regarding chappell roan's ass in the tight chainmail and thigh-high plate armor forming a pseudo-garterbelt situation, it needs to be said: AWOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUBBA HUBBA WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Well if the shoe fish
well if the shoe fish
Fuck it, Elden Ring text posts
I love the Original Flavor Vader. Like, subsequent stuff made him ridiculous by giving him a backstory and world building and shit and I love it, but just imagine
He’s the Emperor’s goth Space Rasputin who you all have to let hang around, even though he’s really killing the vibe, has absolutely no real authority over any of you (Tarkin is the one giving the orders!), and likes to spew vague threatening mantras while you try to strategize and shit. None of you know where he comes from, Darth may or may not be his real name, and that religion he likes to lecture you about is Extremely Illegal
So one day you tell him his esoteric dying faith–that, like, two old men and a twink from Desert Bumblefuck still take seriously–is old, weird, and not as powerful as your fash wetdream planet-destroying laser–and also kinda useless, dude, it hasn’t exactly fixed that Rebel Problem you have going on
Unfortunately, he is also a seven-foot-tall laser-sword-wielding robot wizard of death, so in response to this, he gets mad and chokes you out with his mind
Your other boss (Tarkin, is Probably In Charge) treats this like it’s normal and tells both of you to play nice while you make sure your trachea is intact and The Magic Death Cyborg sulks in the corner because he wasn’t allowed to murder the non-believer
Jedis being illegal actually is not mentioned in original recipe star wars so it’s not even that his religion is illegal from that perspective he’s just like if the dude who still believes in Zeus was right that Zeus is real
The fact that that is the most concrete example that the Force is real in the first movie too is inspired. Everything else could plausibly be explained as mind-over-body shenanigans, even Obi-Wan’s dodgy bullshit, but Vader getting ticked off at his coworker committing a micro-aggression and treating his neck like a soggy towel? No explaining that away. That’s just straight up magic.
Flawless decision. No notes.
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural, such as being able to shut up that annoying guy in the work meeting.
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well, time to die
RISE FROM THE ASHES, DARK ONE
I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!
What's the first question that really pops into peoples' minds about Ea-Nasir? I'm trying to write this history down, but I'm struggling.
After looking through the evidence, both, but moreso the second.
Ea-Nasir's tablet is dated to 1750 BC, which is coincidentally aligns to the death of Hammurabi. For context, he lived at the end of the Isin-Larsa Period, a time in Babylonia's history where it was a collection of warring city-states. Ur and Larsa were the most powerful of these, since they were farthest south and controlled most of the trade coming up the Persian Gulf. (Isin, near where Hammurabi was from, was in the North and had lost power about 200 years before.)
Right after Hammurabi's death, all the city-states he'd conquered, including Larsa and Ur, decided that they didn't give two squats what the people in the North thought, and started a rebellion.
The tablets in Ea-Nasir's house have been translated. It's very difficult to find them, but the book is called Foreign Trade in the Old Babylonian Period, Leemans 1960, and he makes a series of interpretations that still align with our understanding of the culture today:
- Ea-Nasir was hot-headed. 3 tablets note him talking rudely to messengers and traders.
- Ea-Nasir sold copper to private merchants AND the temple, which was the government of Ur. The receipt we found is in such a large quantity we can assume the government was likely his primary buyer. The complaint tablets are from notably from private merchants.
- Ea-Nasir was an alik-Tilmun; or 'one who travels to Dilmun'.
Where is Dilmun? Good question! Archaeologists spent the next 40 years figuring it out! At this point, they're fairly certain it's in present-day Qatar. The city was used as a midpoint port to bring in copper from Magan and Meluhha (current-day UAE/Oman and India respectively.)
The reason we know this, is because Oman is an old, old copper-producing region. It's an ophiolite (rock from the seafloor that's been uplifted to the surface) that contained a spreading center (think Mid-Atlantic ridge) which forms deposits of copper and other metals as sulfides from the black smoker vents (copper-iron sulfur, lead sulfur, zinc sulfur, etc.)
To produce copper, you have to remove the iron and the sulfur. To remove the iron, you add "flux", which essentially bonds iron to silica, because it likes silica more than copper does. And to remove the sulfur, you add oxygen, which burns off the sulfur as gaseous SO2.
The copper is heavier than the iron and silica, and sinks to the bottom of the furnace. The iron and silica, slag, flow out the side. The resulting ingot looks like the bowl below. And a lot of times, holes remained from gas getting trapped at the bottom.
They measured copper by weight though, so this wasn't too much of a problem. However, if there weren't enough flux, or the fire wasn't hot enough, iron would also get trapped in the copper ingot, making "black copper"; if a merchant wanted the 97% pure copper that could be made using this process, a lot of iron would definitely be considered 'bad copper'.
Switching back to the culture!
Around 1800 BC, the same time as this was going on, the culture of Oman underwent a noticeable decline. Many of their coastal mines stopped producing copper and people moved inland. They also stopped making bronze with tin. This is notable, because tin was scarce in the Bronze Age and insinuates they might've been left out of the trade route. At the very least, they had stopped being Mesopotamia's primary supplier and started doing their best to keep up with the times.
(At this point, I'll point a finger to Cyprus, which was firing up its smelters at the same time. Cyprus is very interesting, but it pertains less to Ea-Nasir, so I'll just wave enthusiastically at their oxhide ingot copper and tin trade domination.)
So we can't know if Ea-Nasir wasn't a chronic scammer, but I think all the evidence outlines a different story.
Ur, a powerful city-state rebelling against a conqueror within Ea-Nasir's lifetime. Ea-Nasir, selling large amounts of copper to the government, and smaller sales to private merchants who complained about being given scraps; a man who was still traveling to trade copper in a state that had lost their monopoly on the copper trade and was possibly producing some less-than-ideal quality.
He mostly sounds like a person with strong ties to his city and culture. Maybe not the best copper merchant, but certainly a passionate one.
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they’re gonna add “joever” to the oxford english dictionary
That’s actually incredibly sad.
Every generation has been more tech literate than the one preceding it, but we seem to have finally hit a turning point where the kids are getting worse. Not dumber, just worse. And it isn't entirely their fault...
At some point circa 2000-2010, tech literacy peaked among schoolchildren as computers and operating systems were getting refined, but were just annoying and rough enough that in order to use them properly you had to really understand *how* to use a computer. You had to troubleshoot.
But then those rough edges got smoothed out. At some point, applications became apps. The majority of kids whose families couldn't afford their own laptops found accessibility in the cheaper, more streamlined Chromebooks - computers which trade out the robust operating systems of a PC/Mac for being a glorified web browser machine to save costs. Slowly, in the name of accessibility and sales, quality of life improvements overtook the entire process of using a computer, and, by extension, how students interact with the internet. The skills to search slowly became less necessary as everything consolidated to a handful of websites. Google started shifting from showing specific query-driven results to using incomprehensible algorithms to show you what they think you want to see. To a gross extension of this comes ChatGPT and AI.
And so these are the tools they learn with, and thus the reason to really hone one's skills in using those tools died out as everything starts to kinda be done for you. When I was a kid in that era, if I wanted to play a game over the Internet with a friend, we had to do some extensive research on how to connect in real-time to sync up our games and get it to work. Now, though? It Just Works™
If you want to do research on a given topic, you could spend time trolling through articles and looking up citation formats for a paper. Now, you just ask the magic technology prompt to clean it up for you. It's easy, it's convenient for everybody, but the real trick is that it means you're disincentivized from ever really going beyond that and figuring out how all of the pieces come together.
Accessibility is a *good* thing, for the record; the more people who can use a tool, the better off we all are as a whole, after all. The key lesson however is in how the tools are taught. Computer classes, typing classes, and general Internet safety lectures have been getting phased out from curriculum while predatory data gathering has skyrocketed. I'm not gonna sit here and pretend that I know a solution, but I am wanting to note that while these kids seem doomed, it's not entirely their own fault. If anything, blame capitalism for dumbing everything down to the lowest common consumer.
/rant