my beautiful failwife with zero self-preservation instincts
Who the fuck is this guy? (Wolverine #94 (1988))
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001)
fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires :( sadly they needto put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this
Transition but instead of starting HRT I just shed my skin like a cicada and have crazy bug sex and die in a week
Say “meow :3” and I’ll give you an infinite amount of beer and quiet time.
wags my stupid fucking tail. whatever
there needs to be a kneeling knight emoji
joint custody? i think i can smoke this thing myself
the Sinner’s Prayer of may I not be found dead on the toilet, and if I am found dead on the toilet may I not be holding my phone, and if I am found dead on the toilet holding my phone may I at least have been reading something edifying and not composing a half-finished post as a ghastly conclusion to a life wasted.
where were you when you wrote this post? just curious
I was in the library reading Seneca in the original Latin.
please, i'm a fighter, not a lover! put your pants back on and draw your blade.