*sighs eternally*

Oh, this red string you see wrapped around my finger? You're asking if it connects me to my one true love? An understandable mistake, but I'm aromantic. This is for my conspiracy board.

apparently someone in Edinburgh has been updating the street signs for pride

Savescumming, but not for better rolls or to see every dialogue option, but a secret third thing (testing dyes)

fuck it we ball *turns into riz gukgak*

“this meeting could have been an email” but instead it’s “this video tutorial could have been a post with less than a hundred words”

I think the most unintentionally pretentious part of me is I genuinely forget that most people do not have a near-encyclopedic knowledge of mythology and folklore. I literally just assume most people know at least the name of every Greek god. My mom and I were watching the Banshees of Inisherin and at the start, she asked "Do you know what a banshee is?" and I was so stunned because it would never occur to me to ask that question because I would never assume the average person doesn't know what a banshee is. The average person knows what a banshee is right. You know what a banshee is right. You know the names of the greek gods right. You know that norse myth where loki fucked the horse right. Right. RIGHT

Okay but between struggling out of the city to get back to your cat fam and helping out your new robot fam there’s always a little room for silly time.

bitches whose music taste is "whatever sounds good" will be like "i'm really into this band" because they liked more than 1 of their songs

Library fines have gotten really weird since the change in management…

My cartoon for last week’s @Guardian

p.s. you can preorder my new book now: tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2

Y’all ever just

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