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@bobbiesquares / bobbiesquares.tumblr.com

Hi! I'm Bobbie. She/her. I post a lot of: Critical Role, Dimension 20, Baldur's Gate 3, the Magnus Archives, PJO/HoO, D&D, fiction, and writing resources.
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amongthesebarrencrags

Please. Help.

The girl I'm dating and I both think that we sleep on the left side of the bed. I'm coming to terms with the fact that she may be a psychopath and I don't know what's real anymore.

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paperjoshi

"left" and "right" are both relative terms determined relative to a person. The correct answers are port and starboard.

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beemovieerotica

the headboard is the stern

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paperjoshi

Yeah this one seems pretty straightforward. I'm sure there's some exceptions, but every depiction I can think of, including IRL race car beds, agrees.

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roach-works

i spent too long on this and regret nothing

  • head of the bed: the stern. going towards it is aft.
  • headboard: transom, arguably
  • pillow area: captain's quarters, cockpit, or poopdeck, depending on how much fun you wanted to have
  • middle of the bed: amidships
  • leg area of the bed: fo'castle, foredeck, or helm.
  • foot of the bed: the bow. going towards it is forward.
  • footboard: the stem.
  • under the bed: belowdecks, the hold.
  • crusty floor area: the bilge.
  • righhand when facing forward: starboard
  • the floor off the right side: starboard bow forward from amidships, starboard quarter aft of amidships
  • lefthand when facing forward: port
  • the the floor off the left side: port bow foward, port quarter aft
  • sideboards of the bed: gunwales
#long post#poll#bed#pffft#i actually have this problem with the sims all the time#bc i’m always looking at the beds from the foot#but the sides are labeled according to being relative to the head#so i always get it confused
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vonkarn

i achieved my wildest little creature dreams this weekend and turned my regular bed into a mossbed and it’s everything i’ve ever wanted in a snooze spot

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vonkarn
#hell yes#aesthetic#moss#bed#plants
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cairovercoat

Protip for yall dealing with those ugly, uncomfortable university-issued beds:

  • Set the bedframe to the tallest height possible 
  • Shove that stupid plastic mattress underneath the bedframe, sheets and blankets and pillows and all
  • take some window curtains/extra sheets and clip them to the sides of the bedframe, creating a canopy around the underside of the bed where your mattress is. Plug up holes where light may seep through underneath with extra towels, pillows.
  • attach lots of pretty christmas lights to the underside of the bedsprings
  • Cover the top of the bedframe (where the springs are) with dark towels. then, over the towels, put down random-ass hard surfaces, cardboard and planks of wood.
  • You got yourself a flat, hard surface on the top of your bed. use it as desk space/storage space.
  • Remember that mattress you stuck underneath the bed? that’s where you sleep.

congratulations. You have just constructed a fully functional, cozy little tent-nest where you can sleep and read and watch netflix and nap to your heart’s content.

Benefits:

  • roommate wants to keep the lights on until 5am? no problem. just crawl into your warm, dark cocoon of leisure, close the canopy, and fall asleep in complete darkness.
  • NO MORE BEDSPRING CREAKING
  • all your storage can go on top of the bedframe, so everything is always within reach.
  • people think it’s really cool so you will make friends
  • friends who you can then invite into your little snuggly home and watch movies with

It’s really great and I highly recommend it 10/10

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cairovercoat

some clarification on what its gonna look like:

#!!!#I do rely badly at sleeping on floors#but whatever#college#resource#bed#sleeping
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