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matthias gets a full meal
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crowley having such a copious amount of hearts all around him any time aziraphale does literally anything is the most accurate way to draw him so bless you
I am 100% convinced it’s his aura
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Travis and Matt……give some enlighting info about Fjord’s sword vore session.
The clip is so long I actually had to put it on youtube.
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It’s not even FUN anymore, who wins innuendo chicken without even knowing they’re playing
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prompt: rey gives finn romantic advice to help him with poe, poe gives finn romantic advice to help him with rey. finn sweats
“You should tell him.”
Finn yelps. It’s a very masculine yelp, obviously, but - Rey has this habit, lately. Of popping up where he least expects it.
“Tell who what?” he asks, when his heart rate comes down.
Rey widens her eyes at him, and jerks her head at Poe. “You were staring. Again.”
“What? No I wasn’t.” He forces a laugh. Poe got a new jacket. It fits him good. Really– “You’re staring.”
“I’m not staring.”
“Just tell him already. You’re driving me insane!” She flicks his nose gently; he bats at her hand. “It’s not doing wonders for your brain, either.”
It occurs to Finn that she thinks he has feelings for Poe.
It occurs to Finn that she’s not exactly wrong. He scowls down at her. “Didn’t you grow up on a desert planet in the middle of nowhere?”
She gives him a toothy grin. “Didn’t you grow up in a place where literally everyone dressed the same?”
“I don’t see how that makes you any more qualified.”
“Qualified to do what?” A heavy arm drapes around his shoulders, reeling him in. Another hand lifts towards Rey, and performs some strange sort of pilot handshake that he isn’t allowed to know. Rey’s whole face lights up as she and Poe (and it’s Poe, of course it’s Poe, the world doesn’t love Finn enough for it to not be Poe) make explosion sounds out of the corners of their mouths.
It’s so cute, he’s pretty sure he’s going to die. Straight up expire.
“Uh.” He looks to Rey for help, but her gaze has conveniently slid away to some other location. “Stuff?”
Poe raises his eyebrows at her. “You having trouble dealing with the stuff, Rey?”
“Actually, I’m finding the stuff fairly all right. Finn might be having a little trouble, though.”
“I’m fine with the stuff!” he says loudly. Poe’s arm still hasn’t moved. Rey’s face still looks like it could set the world afire with joy. Finn is in monumental amounts of trouble.
“Then I suppose I should leave you to it,” Rey says, nudging him. And before he can say anything at all, she’s off across the base, weaving through people with an almost preternatural sort of grace.
Both Poe and Finn just watch her for a moment. And then it passes, and the pilot is gripping him by the shoulders, looking Very Seriously into his eyes. “Listen,” he says, also Very Seriously. “I think you should tell her.”
Finn groans. Very Loudly.
It’s much later when he manages to extricate himself from that particular conversation, and he’s pretty sure all the blood in his body has lurched to his head. He just about knocks over General Organa of all people, because that’s the sort of day he’s having.
She squints at him, and he has the disquieting impression that she’s reading his mind.
….She’s not, right?
“Tell ‘em both at the same time,” she advises. “We could use the entertainment around here.”
The fact that he doesn’t die on the spot is, Finn feels, a testament to his strength and perseverance.
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New clip from ‘Thor: Ragnarok’
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Oh my gosh what the fhck
@maverikloki I cannot WAIT to see this one
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@newnitz !!!
Most accurate sibling relationship in the whole Marvel multiverse tbh
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I made u thing (NOTE: NOT PLAY TESTED, WILL CORRUPT YOUR SAVE FILE)
Warlock of the Final Pam
In your hubris and folly, you elected to make a pact with the most powerful entity in all of video games - the Final Pam. She has granted you but a sliver of her reality-warping power on the condition that you free her and her thousand sons from the Ocean Beneath The World. Upon her return, she will destroy all of video games….Gods help us all.
Expanded Spell List: 1st level: jump, command 2nd level: enlarge/reduce, levitate 3rd level: animate dead, fireball 4th level: polymorph, giant insect 5th level: insect plague, telekinesis
HA HA, I TELL LITTLE JOKE Starting at 1st level, you can summon and throw a “Little Joke” as an action. This Little Joke is an explosive land mine that deals 1d6 fire and bludgeoning damage to everyone within a 5-ft radius unless they make a dexterity saving throw. The Little Joke has a range of 60.
Whenever you summon a Little Joke, roll 1d20. On a 20, you accidentally spawn a gamebreaking number of Little Jokes, dealing 4d6 fire and bludgeoning damage instead of 1d6.
If you roll a 1, the Little Joke detonates before you can throw it, immediately dealing 1d6 fire and bludgeoning damage to you.
GIVE ME YOUR AUTHORITY At 6th level, you can use the command spell once per short rest without expending a spell slot. The only command word you can use is “killall” which causes the affected creatures to ragdoll to the ground, dropping whatever they are holding. If they ragdoll, they must remain prone and stationary on their next turn, but they can take one action.
HELLO METAL HUSBAND At 10th level, once per long rest, you can summon your Metal Husband to defend you. Metal Husband hovers around you, and your AC becomes 13 + your Charisma modifier for the next 8 hours.
If you are successfully hit by a melee attack, you can use your reaction to have Metal Husband retaliate with 4 attacks (+5 to hit, 1d6+1 damage each).
Metal Husband can also make a campsite, brew coffee, and keep watch while you sleep! It’s so easy, you’ll forget you’re in a post-nuclear wasteland!
MY FOREST OF SONS At 14th level, as an action, you banish a single target to your Forest of Sons or one round. Make a spell attack. If you hit, the target is immediately transported to your forest of ghost boys. The ghost boys devour your victim’s sanity. The target takes 10d8 psychic damage and is Frightened. The target returns from the forest at the end of your next turn. You can use this ability once per long rest.
Bonus Exclusive Eldritch Invocations Soul Tissue: Whenever you slay an opponent, you can see their soul tissue. The tissue has an AC of 10 and 10 Hit points. Destroying the soul tissue prevents the creature from being resurrected, undead or otherwise. Free Me, Todd Howard: For the next eight hours, you have a speed of 50 feet. You can move in any direction, and you can hover Turn Off the TriJuicing: You turn off parts of the environment, eliminating the effects of difficult terrain within 60 feet of you) The Raddest Roach: Whenever you use the spell giant insect, your creation appears as a single roach. The roach has a performance skill modifier of +5 and can cast Ray of Frost. You are married to this roach.
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she thinks his tractors sexy
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Has this been done before? This has probably been done before…
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time to pull out the luigi board to see if she’s gregnant
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scotland: excuse me? i lost my brother, the uk. can i make an announcement?
person at the counter: yeah sure
scotland: *leans into mic* goodbye you piece of shit
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DM: The only way you’re playing a bard in this campaign is if you speak entirely in limericks.
Me, a poet: The dust, you’ll wish you bit When my character was green-lit. This won’t be that hard, Playing yon bard, Challenge accepted, you sack of shit.
DM: I swear to fucking god.
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you fucked up
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My six pack has arrived due to laughter
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Saw this on a door at work.
