pursue that flighty tempress, adventure

dan and phil, youtube legends (derogatory)

celebrating 15 years of dan and phil [7/15]

dan arguing for his life about how he doesnt start arguments

Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.

Seasonal affective disorder havers how are we all coping

[ID: Two versions of the cat screaming at food bowl meme. The first has a clock showing 4pm and is captioned "WHY IS IT NIGHTTIME". The second has a November calendar and is captioned "WHY IS IT TEMPERATURES".]

I love how perfectly like clockwork this returns every November. Good morning northern hemisphere take your vitamin D

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

Hello everyone‼️

I’ve been less active online recently due to the ongoing escalation of violence in my community. The sounds of bombardments, artillery shells, and gunfire have unfortunately become part of our daily reality. Words cannot fully capture this experience, but it is one that my family and many Palestinians have been enduring for over a year now.

As winter sets in, the need for shelter, warmth, and food becomes increasingly urgent, especially with rising prices making essentials harder to obtain. I am currently working towards a short-term fundraising goal of £30,000 to support my family in meeting these needs

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the real mark of the state of the world is that i haven't heard a PEEP about sweden's straw goat yet this year

oh good i'm just early in my anticipation

the human urge to destroy large straw goats is strong

nature is beautiful

absolutely everyone should go read gävle's official timeline of whether the goat survived or not because it's equally funny and sweet to read how much they love their goat and how much they wish people would leave him alone

Hello???

the worms. closet heterosexuals.

Shadowhearts face kills me oh my god

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

one of my favorite genres of post is "evocative imagery"

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.

day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

If you try to say anything to me today that's not about my flying fish pepper shaker from the antique store, I will beat the shit out of you. I'm so serious.

Yaaaaaay everybody frow up and die because you're not me 💚