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bnomiko loves shiny things

@bnomiko / bnomiko.tumblr.com

I write stuff, I collect stuff, I write about collecting stuff. Current loves: action figures and statues, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Castlevania, Jojo, Tokidoki
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My Jojos collection finally got moved into its new cabinet : D

Jonathan, Joseph & Caesar, aka the sexy grandpas shelf:

Jotaro, Jolyne & Anasui, aka kickass dad & daughter shelf:

Josuke, Rohan, Bucciarati, aka pretty princesses shelf : p

JoFoes, aka Dio Brando needed his own shelf because he don't play gud with others:

Oh yes, almost forgot the penthouse level. Just Joseph, Caesar and endless sunflowers for now:

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Acrylic stand collecting: Joseph & Josuke fanart

Gawd these beautiful boys...

Joseph and Josuke fanart acrylic stands by xuecheng. I love that Joseph's wearing Caesar's headband and has a ghostly Hermit Purple swirled around him. And while I'm not the biggest Josuke fan this rendition looks damn pretty... and Crazy Diamond looks like a butler lol

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Figure collecting: Caejose shrine complete??

Finally "finished" my Caejose shrine! Though I can't help thinking I still have room for some mini acrylic stands, hmm... A collector's work is never done, *sigh*

(The reason everything is crammed into an 8x12 area is because there's an acrylic box that encases the whole thing, but it's harder to photograph with the case in the way, so it's not shown. Also the acrylic stand on the far right of the 2nd photo doesn't fit in the case boohoo, I'll have to find a home for it elsewhere).

This chair was the last piece I needed, and rather expensive for what it was (though I got it used, yay) but it really is such a good match to the ones in the Jojo World art. Not 100% satisfied with the pose on the SAS figures here (I liked my earlier pose slightly better, but it didn't work within the confines of the chair).

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("IS THAT A JOJO'S REFERENCE?" hubby yelled when I opened the box. Yes he's as lame as I am : p)

Anyone like buying themselves the most random of stuff for their birfday? I saw this lightweight Joseph Joestar throw and decided I could use it for summertime naps.

After ordering, I offhandedly mentioned at bedtime, "By the way, I ordered a blanket with Joseph's face on it."

Hubby: "Why?"

Me: "Why not? It was either him or Bucciarati."

Hubby: "You turned down Bucciarati for the cheating bastard?!"

(We were in bed, it was pitch black, but I could feel the glare... one does not simply put aside the Bucciarati.)

Me: (after mumbling, "I'm probably going to get an STD") "Well I had to decide, do I get the one with the guy I like better, or the guy who looks better?" *pause* "I HAVE BAD TASTE IN MEN OKAY?"

(In all honesty, I would've taken the Caesar one over Joseph, just didn't find it for sale : p)

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Figure collecting: 2023 April proxy haul

After March's haul, I made yet another order via proxy for 8 figures, 9 acrylic stands and a poster. At this rate, my Jojo's collection definitely needs a third shelf, because I'm spilling all over the place!

A few highlights:

Jojo's acrylic stands (and a matching Joseph poster, because I'm thirsty for idiots)

Youko Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho) and Yu-Gi-Oh! acrylic stands

Lum (Urusei Yatsura) x Hanshin Tigers

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Figure collecting: Jojo's Caesar & Joseph Joestar SAS

Finally got the key pieces of my Caejose shrine delivered!

There's actually 3 Medicos SAS figures here: Joseph (Winter Wonfes 2014 LE), "original" Caesar (head only) and Caesar Second version (body only). I so desperately wanted anime color Caesar that I had to Frankenstein two figures together. But I do like the result : 3

Still missing the chair I ordered for these knuckleheads; it's gonna be a few months on that. And I have 3 (?) more Joseph items on the way, some of which might get added to the display as well.

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Figure collecting: 2023 display breakdown - Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure and Street Fighter

(Original post here - full list of breakdowns can be found under tag #2023 displays)

Fifth breakdown - right upright cabinet, second shelf (top shelf is still WIP).

From left to right, roughly: Bruno Bucciarati, Jotaro Kujo, Jolyne Cujoh, Narciso Anasui, DIO, Joseph Joestar, Kishibe Rohan, Caeeeeeeesar (Jojo’s Battle Tendency, Stardust Crusaders, Diamond is Unbreakable, Vento Aureo), Vega, Cammy, Ken Masters (Street Fighter).   A closer view of Jotaro, Jolyne, and Joseph’s meaty thighs here.

Love the graffiti and brick backdrop as it looks like a stage from a fighting game.  I took advantage of the fact that Dio came with a base of stairs, instead of including the default cardboard stairs that came with the background kit : D

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As I slowly come around to the idea of pairing Joseph and Caesar, I wondered what would happen if I were to head swap Trevor and Joseph, and Alucard and Caesar? I mean, Trevor and Joseph's animated versions kinda have similar vibes visually.

(originals for reference - f******k why the hell is Caesar so sexy here?)

And the result... *drumroll*

Not bad if you squint really, really hard lol... Wait, does this mean Sypha = Suzi-Q? GIRL, RUN, YOUR MAN IS A CHEATING WHORE!

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Figure collecting: Jojo Grandistas

Sharing this because I couldn’t have placed the larger figures better, IMO : D

Joseph (hot abs in middle w/ green scarf) is like, “Heyyy, baby.”  Except this is young Joseph and Jolyne is his great-granddaughter ^^;  Jolyne and Jotaro (young version of Joseph’s grandson and Jolyne’s hot daddy, far left) look amazing together.

Meanwhile Dio’s being ignored (blond Gigachad on steps), Rohan (purple shirt) looks insane going for a run in the back, like he’s going to hurdle the wall, and Bruno (white on right) is getting felt up by his stand, Sticky Fingers.  Can’t make this shit up.

Really, this was just an excuse to post Joseph’s abs...

Close ups of 3 generations of Joestars:

LOL I just want to grate cheese on his abs and rub his thighs...

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