if the right wind blew, i would fly again

does this to you

wait the gif didn't even post. does a mysterious & unknown thing to you i guess

can you please elaborate on this

hey uhhhhhh OP. im begging you. tell us more

OP this is gonna keep me up at night

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Donald’s family is composed of three branches. The McDuck Clan, Coot kin and the Duck family.

Coots are smaller birds that often get mistaken for ducks and while Coot can be used as a last name like how Duck or Mouse are common last names in the duckverse (like Johnson or Smith etc) I doubt that Barks and Rosa went out of their way to give them a last name without it having some biological meaning as well.

Donald’s dad, Quackmore Duck, is the son of Elvira Coot and Humperdink Duck. Now, unfortunately we don’t know much about Humperdink’s parents but we’re given enough tools at our disposal to figure enough out.

Donald’s mother is Hortense McDuck, a fiery duck from Scotland. As far as I can tell, duck is all she has.

So that’s it right?? Donald is part duck part coot??

NOPE

THERE’S SOMETHING ELSE

DONALD’S PART GOOSE AS WELL

The guy who looks high at the bottom left corner of the picture there?? That’s Gus Goose. He’s a semi-distant cousin of Donald’s related to him from his father.

Now it’s implied from the family tree that the goose part for Gus came from Luke Goose which is fine and dandy and it could very well have been from him. But again, it doesn’t have to be the only source of goose in his family. (and it already isn’t considering Gladstone Gander canonically being half goose half duck)

Humperdink’s parents are unknown right?? Who’s to say he isn’t part goose as well? Maybe he got it from his dad or mom who knows they’re not in the tree. And if he’s part goose part duck, then Quackmore is goose-duck-coot mixed.

Going by all of this, we can say that Donald Duck is 2/4ths Duck, ¼th Coot and ¼th Goose.

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Someone stop me from picking twitter fights over Romeo and Juliet

Who are the six deaths? No, please tell me who are the six people who die because of Romeo and Juliet's relationship and not because of the ongoing bloody feud resulting in a cycle of generational violence that's been going on probably since much before they were born, and that their deaths put an end to? Please enlighten me. Go ahead. I'm waiting.

I want to know how two teens naively making some rash decisions in the face of the strong feelings of sweet young love (and yeah lust too, that's natural and okay) are to blame for this carnage, and not the irrational hatred between these two houses, kept alive even though no one remembers how the ancient grudge started

I'm this close to going over every death in the play, in fact I think I have before. I'll grant you that R&J themselves wouldn't have committed suicide if they didn't have their relationship AS WELL as the conflict (though I would still blame mostly the conflict) and maybe Paris (I admittedly don't care about him).

Tybalt and Mercutio are on the feud unless you're gonna blame Romeo for trying to stop a fight. Other people would have died instead since, you know, their death wouldn't have buried their parents strife

The play opens with a street fight before they ever laid eyes on each other! The prince was already fed up with that kind of thing!

If people think this tragedy is a cautionary tale, why would they think it's against love, as rash as it might be, and not against hatred?

Also, yes Juliet is 13, there's zero evidence of Romeo's age. Not a big deal but I keep seeing this repeated and I don't know where people get that. "Signed everyone who actually read it" Fuck you! Get your facts straight!

Still can't get over the fact that stan canonically wrote fanfics

[WIP] Sonic Miku!

Hey op i liked your Miku so i made a Shadow Teto

@sharkehthereal

She wants to play subway surfers on your phone

Absolutely

Disney Blu-Ray promo from 2008

hey sorry i can't come to that thing on saturday. yeah im being executed on friday. yeah it's because i made a joke but it came off as way meaner than i expected. if you want we could grab coffee thursday though. huh? oh a million billion explosions. yeah seemed a little much to me too but whatever.

what do they mean by this

if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

absolutely enamored with this vampire ernie plushie