“steven universe is off model :( she-ra is cal-arts wah wah” back in MY DAY the transformers animators snorted COKE in the STUDIO and WE WERE GRATEFUL

let me tell you

transformers heritage post

The purpose of child hero stories is not “this universe is abusive toward children and no one has child age labor laws” it is that they are stories written for children so that they can see themselves overcoming challenges and defeating monsters.

Can we talk about the fact that Brainstorm spent the better part of a four million year war trying to build a time machine and then fuckin Tarantulas builds one in like a month because I’m just realizing this now

More dumb magic items for your D&D campaign:

Rating: All ages Universe: Prime, Mid-War Cybertron Characters: Knockout, Wheeljack, Perceptor, Springer Status: In-Progress Summary: Mid-War Cybertron: After his transport ship crashes, Knockout finds himself in the company of three of those infamous warriors: the Wreckers. No lone Decepticon could hope to escape that situation alive, so Knockout will just have to be something else. Like an Autobot. Author’s Note: This one is mostly dialogue, but it’s important, thematic dialogue :U Thoughts and criticisms are encouraged and appreciated!

seeing your friend after being apart for a long time

I need a t-shirt that says #NastyWoman after tonight.

we are re-watching “The Princess and the Frog” and Tiana and Charlotte’s friendship still owns me

Charlotte and Tiana are 100% each other’s support through out the whole movie. Wherever their dreams are different or the same they truly just want each other happy.

Sideways.  Definitely love this guy.  Holy crap, I never thought this show could be like, legit cool.

I am surprised by how many feels I get from Demolisher.

From  Franchesca “Chescaleigh” Ramsey’s Facebook Page

30 % of Perceptor’s wisdom and knowledge is a healthy imagination.

Everybody has made fun of this already and just like that one thing with Bumblebee I made once, it’s funny enough in the show, there isn’t really anything I could add. I still tried to, but seriously, you all need to watch G1, it’s a treasure.

Screenshots from the G1 Transformers episode “Microbots”.

It honestly blows my mind when I see adult writers and journalists talking about how fanfiction is “ruining fiction” because “kids are investing all their time and talent into something that doesn’t matter instead of applying their skills to creating something original that they could actually make money off of.” 

Like, imagine if people had that attitude toward other things - it’d be completely ridiculous:

“I can’t believe my sixth grader would rather use the basketball hoop to play Knockout instead of organizing competitive games and striving to join the NBA. What a lazy, unmotivated kid.”

“YouTube videos? Just making free videos on the internet for anyone to see whenever they want? Why don’t you just produce a movie? A whole fucking movie. You’re in high school, you can figure it out.”

“Are you really so uncreative that the only songs you can play on the piano are ones other people wrote? The only real piano players are the ones who write their own music, I’m just saying. People like you are the reason originality is dead.”

SOMETIMES PEOPLE DO THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE FUN! MAKING THINGS AND SHARING THEM WITH OTHER PEOPLE IS FUCKING FUN! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT MAKING MONEY!!!

imagine Steven giving Pearl a book of idioms and she’s just so excited but keeps getting them wrong

pearl: we’re really on a pickle now

pearl: actions act louder than words can act at all

pearl: he’s all bark and no brier

pearl: steven you are the fruit of my irises

pearl: goodness, you drink like a horse to water 

A solid way to accept someone’s feelings.

i’m gonna die still laughing at this

I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so