MECH Agents: “I’ll kill a teenager, I don’t give a fuck.”
I like to think that Jack had a “thinking about this too hard” crisis after this, lmao.
Like, instant relief in the moment, super good to know his giant alien robot bodyguard will fuck up some dudes if needed. Nice! Very good.
An hour later, at the base, talking about it with the other kids though… LMAO Miko would say some shit to get him all nervous about it
Jack: So Arcee threatened to stomp ‘em, and they dropped their guns! Got out safe and sound. Smooth.
Miko: Woah, that’s so cool! Did she crush anybody? Like BSHH BSHH BSHH ahhhhhhh noooooo! SQUISHHHHH
Jack: Uh, no, Miko. They ran away.
Raf: Yeah, there’s no way Arcee would squish somebody!
Miko: Oh please, she totally could. Bulkhead’s feet are huge, he could squish like ten people! *starts walking around taking big air-stomps* Like Godzilla! Raaaagh!
Jack: Knock it off, Miko!
Raf: Just because they can, uh, stomp people, doesn’t mean they would. Like Optimus said, the Autobots are here to protect us!
Miko: Only as a side effect, though!
Jack: *sigh* What are you talking about?
Miko: Like, they’re here to fight the Decepticons and win the big-forever-space-war! If you went for a walk in the woods to have a picnic and stepped on some ants, you’d be thinking about the picnic and not the ants. I’m just saying.
Raf: Uh, I’m not sure I like this… Bumblebee wouldn’t step on anyone!
Miko: I mean, maybe not on purpose.
Jack: Miko! Stop scaring Raf!
[Optimus hears their voices getting progressively louder and comes over to check up on them, looming over them. He leans down to get on a more even eye-level, but his frame fills their field of view.]
Optimus: Children, I have been informed of the incident with MECH earlier today. Have any of you been harmed?
[Raf and Jack are visibly a little stressed out; Miko skips over to stand in front of Optimus.]
Miko: Nope, all good, Ops! We were just talking about–
[Jack takes a couple big strides over and manages to clamp his hand around her mouth just in time!]
Jack: Ah, nothing, Optimus, sir. Just going over our experiences in the field today.
[Optimus is suspicious, but also understands.]
Optimus: Very well. If you wish to seek support aside from one another, please, do not hesitate to call for my attention. De-briefing is important after any crisis is experienced, and I do not wish you to come to any harm, physical or otherwise.
[Jack and Raf visibly relax a little bit. Miko rolls her eyes and smirks.]
Jack: Sure thing, Optimus. Thanks.
[In the background, Ratchet knocks something off of his work bench and in the process of turning around, steps on the device and breaks it.]
Ratchet: Oh, come on! I needed that!
[Jack and Raf look at each other. Miko starts laughing hysterically.]