this cartoon of mine gets reposted every fall. Guess I’ll repost it this year.

SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL

honestly this is so much nicer than red

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

Get this Team Mystic propaganda bullshit out of my face.

Percy what the fuck did you do to the coke can?!

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

3.3 million notes GURLLLLLL

:o

UGH THIS GIVES ME HORRIBLE ANXIETY I HATE IT

I LAUGHED FOR HOURS😂😂😂

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@onihimeart - ship + zuera

“Responsible Earth Citizens” (page 6-7)

My favorite pages from Steven Universe SDCC exclusive zine, written and illustrated by Lauren Zuke and Mira W. ! Nefeli, you know I’m gonna laugh forever at this, χαχαχαχα !  

US Presidents as explained by SpongeBob

i bought this skull for a cosplay and

i was going to do this with Sans but actually

There we go

i solemnly swear to reblog this post every time it shows up on my dash

Ey yo true fax

Guest comic by @itsthetie !! Secret Panel HERE! Courtesy of www.itsthetie.com