First I was afraid, I was petrified..
And that is the journey of how my anxiety started
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Me: omg Bollywood/Hollywood is so toxic and sexist, I would NEVER want to be in an industry like that
Also me: *imagines myself to be on a talk show talking about my life w millions of fans*
Sometimes while i'm writing, I worry that my plots are very predictable and have been done before.
Then I watch Bollywood/Hollywood movies and see that it's not like they're doing any better
I just used a rehdyrating face mask before my therapy session today, to convince my therapist that i'm taking care of myself and not in fact, depressed. Is that the equivalent of brushing your teeth before a dentist appointment?
Only thing i'm scared of is my therapist calling my symptoms "textbook"
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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
God: hey where’s Abel???
Cain:
kisstheshow
He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!
funkylittlegoblin
oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?
Cainceled
World Heritage Post
Me: omg Bollywood/Hollywood is so toxic and sexist, I would NEVER want to be in an industry like that
Also me: *imagines myself to be on a talk show talking about my life w millions of fans*
Trying to get back to normal, so i'm wearing my bra daily for some time, then taking it off. Kinda like learning how to ride a bike with training wheels
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stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
As a law student I can confirm that that is exactly how law works
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Anonymous asked:
could you not have done a spoiler alert on your tags when you reblogged that narnia gif set??
the book has been out since 1 9 5 6
Me: Why do people leave each other on read it's so shitty and mean
Also me: has 1274940033 unread texts and group notifs
Also me: waits for the text of someone who is NEVER going to reply
My friends are having sex and I'm having egg salad. Make it make sense
Man, I would loooove to be a Judge but I'm waaaaay too indecisive.
*Trial*
Me: "Uhhh, I guess I'll just imprison you for a bit. Idk what do you want? I'm cool w anything lol"
Me paying my therapist: she take my dinero
"Shining through the city with a little funk and soul" is a vibe I will try to manifest for the rest of my 20s.
A Dildo shop called Schlongs-R-Us.
You're welcome.