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𝔒𝔠𝔠𝔞𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔴𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔯, 𝔞𝔡𝔪𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔦𝔡𝔡𝔩𝔢-𝔞𝔤𝔢𝔡 𝔥𝔬𝔱 𝔪𝔢𝔫 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔞𝔣𝔞𝔯. ℑ 𝔞𝔪 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔐𝔬𝔪 𝔉𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔡 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔞𝔩𝔴𝔞𝔶𝔰 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔩𝔦𝔭 𝔟𝔞𝔩𝔪.||18+ 𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔤, 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖘 𝕹𝖔𝖙 𝕬𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖉 ||𝔇𝔢𝔰𝔦, 20s, 𝔏𝔞𝔴𝔶𝔢𝔯||𝔍𝔬𝔦𝔫 𝔪𝔶 𝔱𝔞𝔤𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱||𝔐𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱||𝔄𝔯𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔒𝔣𝔒𝔲𝔯𝔒𝔴𝔫 ||𝔗𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯||𝔚𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔭𝔞𝔡||
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A young couple dies on their way to their wedding

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said, ‘I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,’ and he left. The couple sat and waited for an answer…. for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? What if it doesn’t work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?’ Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. Yes,’ he informed the couple, ‘You can get married in Heaven.’ 'Great!’ said the couple. 'But we were just wondering; what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?’ St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground. 'What’s wrong?’ asked the frightened couple. 'OH, COME ON!!!’ St. Peter shouted. 'It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it’ll take to find a lawyer?

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