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HOW IT FEELS WHEN A MUTUAL DOESNT HAVE A BOOP BUTTON

Me when encouraging others: Don't worry about other people! Just write for yourself! Likes and reblogs and kudos don't matter! Write because it makes you happy!

Me 1 millisecond after posting: If someone doesn't like this in the next 30 seconds I'm deleting it and then myself from existence.

season 2 looks great

I did not have parasocial relations with that man

this would destroy me

I’m not moaning ‘Willy’ in this lifetime or the next

Oh give me that Willy, Wonka.

I forgot I posted this last night 🤣

Alternatively, Willhebonkyainthechocolatefactory?

The Golden Girls // S02E02: Ladies of the Evening

sorry to keep harping but the thing is. like. people pretty much universally have profoundly complex and richly textured lives outside of the internet. like everyone you'll ever meet will have their share of complicated relationships, personal struggles, identity issues, et cetera. and these people will likely have deep inner lives and senses of self that an outsider is not easily privy to yk. but then you get all these Posters with a superiority complex who log into the fandom blogging website, see a fandom blogger blogging about fandom, and for some reason forget that other human beings have a rich inner world and assume that this little niche interest site somehow represents the totality of the fandom blogger's life and that they can deduce some sort of damning portrait of a Life Consumed by Media from the fact that they sometimes blog about fandom on the fandom blogging website. and then they make stupid ass posts like the aforementioned. it's so pretentious and self important and mean spirited with zero substance. Banished to the salt mines for 10000 years

*stands in a bowling alley angrily tapping my foot as I notice everyone around me doing nothing but bowling* it's so fucked up how obsessed with bowling everyone is. nobody has an identity outside bowling. these people must have no sense of self when they aren't bowling. unlike me... if only I could write some sort of post to enlighten these poor fools...

Amazon thinks I’m a national park

chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On

#on a dick scale of ONE to WORTH THE UTI #curtis’s filthy monster dong is a solid Pop Ten Cranberry Pills Beforehand And Hope For The Best [killerville]

dear god

spotify can’t sell premium to me cuz their ad literally starts with “maan lijiye ki aap date par hai”

Mein maan hi ni skti

Them: Food gives you energy

Me after eating: