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Me: Why do people leave each other on read it's so shitty and mean

Also me: has 1274940033 unread texts and group notifs

Also me: waits for the text of someone who is NEVER going to reply

My friends are having sex and I'm having egg salad. Make it make sense

Lmao sis how bad was that fart

Also if he dumps you over a fart, you're better off without him💅💅

Also Tumblr, wtf are these ads ☠️☠️💀

A Dildo shop called Schlongs-R-Us.

You're welcome.