I need Chef!Jake Jensen. I need this man. I'll make the best creme brulee. He can give me all the lessons he needs to. 🔥

NAVY. MY LOVE. OMFG thank youuuu for digging this up hahaha, I forgot I even wrote this 🥲😅😅😅😅

Hahaha I wish he would give me lessons too, NGL i'm a hopeless cook 🥲🥲🥲😩❤️

Thanks for reading and for your kind words, love❤️

𝓕𝓵𐌵ⲕⲩ 𝓙ⲁⲕⲉⲩ 𝓛ⲟ𝛓ⲉꞅ 𝓛𐌵ⲥⲕⲩ

➼ SUMMARY: Jake getting his face ridden, I mean have you seen THIS? (my hoe brain is screaming oral fixation) 

➼ WARNINGS: Nothing much really. Humour, oral sex (F receiving), MINORS DNI!

➼ A/N: I saw this on Instagram and got inspired to write our dork Jake Jensen getting lucky! 🤭

English is not my first language and this is not-beta’ed. GIF not mine (credited rightfully), banner and idea are mine. I don’t own the Losers’ original character(s), but they seem fun to write! That being said, enjoy! Likes, reblogs, comments and feedback are most appreciated!

P.S don't ask me about the title it's the randomest shit ever lol

➼ WORD COUNT: 1.5k

➼ PAIRING: Jake Jensen x f!reader (written with minimum body description)

"Seriously guys, who vetoed the plan? I think it's bullshit! I mean, we have no defence if the enemy gets to the correct vantage point!" Jake huffed as he stomped over to the weight rack to pick up dumbbells. 

"We're not in the open for long, besides we'll cover the entrances" Clay explained calmly from where he was doing bicep curls.

"Still bullshit! Who's the genius that came up with the plan?" Jake wasn't letting it go. 

HOLYYY FUCK MADDY THIS WAS SO SO GOOD

Lmao I could almost imagine him saying that, awkward dude that he is 😂😂😂😂😂

I bet they're tooth-rottingly adorable together, and that scene where she's riding his face? AMAZE. Love at first sight ig lolol

Smell It On Me

Pairing: Jake Jensen x f!reader

Word Count: ~2K

A/N: a fic that nobody asked for, but it was something that went a totally different direction than I originally had thought, the original bit didn’t even make it into the fic, so here we are, and please enjoy :)

Warnings: fluff, 18+, smut (nicknames, dirty talking, sloppy kisses, dry humping/grinding, boob/nipple sucking, one quick scene of hand job, spit on cock (if you squint), unprotected sex, p in v, creampie), NSFW and explicit language and content, minors DNI

It was like most nights where you were just relaxing on your bed after work, browsing the internet with the TV on as the background noise; and Jake just came home from hanging out with his niece for the day.

“Hey Pookie…” he greeted you with his usual boyish smile as he approached you for a kiss.

Pulling your focus from your screen, you looked up at your sunshine of a boyfriend, and welcome him home with a sweet quick peck as you brushed your thumb on his stubbly goatee. “Hey Stinky.” You grinned against his soft lips.

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CHRISTY.

I. AM. DEAD.

This was so so so goodddd! Jakey is one of my absolute favs and this fic? Oof, hit the spot. (The G spot, to be precise.) Also Stinky? Killed me😂😂😂

This was an amazing fic, and I am gone now🥺❤️

Pairings: Jake Jensen x female best friend reader

Warnings: explicit language, explicit sexual content- see individual warnings, legal age excessive drinking, drunken flirting, pining, angst, making poor decisions when drunk, friends to lovers, slow burn (must be 18+)

Series Word Count: 17.8K (main series completed, one-shots ongoing)

Series Summary: You and Jensen have been best friends since you were kids; growing up together in a sleepy town in New Hampshire. When Jensen entered the armed forces it was only a matter of time before you followed.

Years later, after The Losers’ narrowly escaped death, you’ve joined the team while they take on contracted missions, making their way around the world as they continue their search for Max.

It is on one of these missions that you realize you might kinda, sorta be falling for your best friend. But could he possibly feel the same way? Or would one drunken night ruin your friendship forever?

A/N: The main series is divided by parts- 1-7 (plus 4.5 and the aftermath) are all the main series. The others are one-shots for this verse. The one-shots do not need to be read to understand the series. However, if you do decide to read them, I suggest you do it in the order they appear on the masterlist. Thank you!

Truth or Dare

Shrapnel

The Consolation Kiss

Physical Therapy Blues

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 4.5- drabble

{the aftermath}

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Home Cumming- drabble

The divider was made by the lovely and talented @firefly-graphics 💛

As always, thank you for all the love and support. Please check out my archive blog where I only post new fics. @drabblewithfrannybarnesfics

Pic is from movie poster ☀️

Best series ever🥺❤️

Pairing: Gym Trainer!Jake Jensen x Fem!Reader

Warnings: smut, 18+, enemies to lovers (sorta), Jake being Jake, oral sex, masturbation, hot stuff, shameless PWP, purely self indulgent smut, unprotected sex (don’t be silly, wrap your willy), sexy talk (bad), MINORS DNI

A/N: Hiyaaaa. So smut has been long overdue on my blog and I’m gonna give it to you (excuse the pun lol). I wrote this for the amazing @sweeterthanthis ’s 6K challenge. Lau, you are a gem and you deserve every follower, if not more, which you definitely have by the time this fic is out lol. Love ya, hope I’m not too late, heh. 😅 I based this on a story one of my friends told me about how she nearly hooked up with her trainer (i’m glad she didn’t tho, he was…bad.) anyways, hope it doesn’t seem too illogical. Shameless PWP here lol.

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18+ blog, Minors not welcome, you are responsible for your own media consumption. Not beta'ed, any mistakes, grammatical or otherwise are all mine. I post my stuff only on Tumblr and AO3, nowhere else. I do not give anyone permission to reproduce, copy or translate my work. Likes are welcome, reblogs are much appreciated! Dividers by the wonderful @firefly-graphics

Prompt 44. “I’m gonna treat you so nice, you’re never gonna let me go.” - Pretty Woman

Walking into the gym, you prepared yourself for another day of arduous exercises. This had been SUCH an oversight on your part. Turning 25 was bad enough without your brain telling you that it was time you slowed down on clubbing and paid more attention to your health.

So you took up that gym membership that your friends had gifted you. Like A FOOL. You remembered the first day you entered, the day of reckoning. You’d spent wayyy too much on a new workout wardrobe, and Lulu Lemon was a bad idea to visit when tipsy.

And on top of that, your trainer was an asshole.

I absolutely LOVE the idea of enthusiastic personal trainer Jensen, oh my god. I mean, I’d be a hot mess and wouldn’t be able to concentrate AT ALL with that mountain of a man flexing and encouraging me, but liiike. My god. The spank bank material alone 🥴🥴🥴 You’re doing God’s work, my good hoe 😘❤️

Aaaaah, Siri, love ya! Ahhaahahhaha I agree, it would be tough to get even one rep in, let alone a set😢😅. Thank you for your kind words, my Hoe Queen™️💓🥺🥺 i'm glad you enjoyed it!!

Pairing: Gym Trainer!Jake Jensen x Fem!Reader

Warnings: smut, 18+, enemies to lovers (sorta), Jake being Jake, oral sex, masturbation, hot stuff, shameless PWP, purely self indulgent smut, unprotected sex (don’t be silly, wrap your willy), sexy talk (bad), MINORS DNI

A/N: Hiyaaaa. So smut has been long overdue on my blog and I’m gonna give it to you (excuse the pun lol). I wrote this for the amazing @sweeterthanthis ’s 6K challenge. Lau, you are a gem and you deserve every follower, if not more, which you definitely have by the time this fic is out lol. Love ya, hope I’m not too late, heh. 😅 I based this on a story one of my friends told me about how she nearly hooked up with her trainer (i’m glad she didn’t tho, he was…bad.) anyways, hope it doesn’t seem too illogical. Shameless PWP here lol.

Follow my sideblog @lexiscyberlibrary and keep the notifications on for updates! Check out my masterlist for more!

18+ blog, Minors not welcome, you are responsible for your own media consumption. Not beta'ed, any mistakes, grammatical or otherwise are all mine. I post my stuff only on Tumblr and AO3, nowhere else. I do not give anyone permission to reproduce, copy or translate my work. Likes are welcome, reblogs are much appreciated! Dividers by the wonderful @firefly-graphics

Prompt 44. “I’m gonna treat you so nice, you’re never gonna let me go.” - Pretty Woman

Walking into the gym, you prepared yourself for another day of arduous exercises. This had been SUCH an oversight on your part. Turning 25 was bad enough without your brain telling you that it was time you slowed down on clubbing and paid more attention to your health.

So you took up that gym membership that your friends had gifted you. Like A FOOL. You remembered the first day you entered, the day of reckoning. You’d spent wayyy too much on a new workout wardrobe, and Lulu Lemon was a bad idea to visit when tipsy.

And on top of that, your trainer was an asshole.

Pairing: Gym Trainer!Jake Jensen x Fem!Reader

Warnings: smut, 18+, enemies to lovers (sorta), Jake being Jake, oral sex, masturbation, hot stuff, shameless PWP, purely self indulgent smut, unprotected sex (don’t be silly, wrap your willy), sexy talk (bad), MINORS DNI

A/N: Hiyaaaa. So smut has been long overdue on my blog and I’m gonna give it to you (excuse the pun lol). I wrote this for the amazing @sweeterthanthis ’s 6K challenge. Lau, you are a gem and you deserve every follower, if not more, which you definitely have by the time this fic is out lol. Love ya, hope I’m not too late, heh. 😅 I based this on a story one of my friends told me about how she nearly hooked up with her trainer (i’m glad she didn’t tho, he was…bad.) anyways, hope it doesn’t seem too illogical. Shameless PWP here lol.

Follow my sideblog @lexiscyberlibrary and keep the notifications on for updates! Check out my masterlist for more!

18+ blog, Minors not welcome, you are responsible for your own media consumption. Not beta'ed, any mistakes, grammatical or otherwise are all mine. I post my stuff only on Tumblr and AO3, nowhere else. I do not give anyone permission to reproduce, copy or translate my work. Likes are welcome, reblogs are much appreciated! Dividers by the wonderful @firefly-graphics

Prompt 44. “I’m gonna treat you so nice, you’re never gonna let me go.” - Pretty Woman

Walking into the gym, you prepared yourself for another day of arduous exercises. This had been SUCH an oversight on your part. Turning 25 was bad enough without your brain telling you that it was time you slowed down on clubbing and paid more attention to your health.

So you took up that gym membership that your friends had gifted you. Like A FOOL. You remembered the first day you entered, the day of reckoning. You’d spent wayyy too much on a new workout wardrobe, and Lulu Lemon was a bad idea to visit when tipsy.

And on top of that, your trainer was an asshole.

Pairing: Gym Trainer!Jake Jensen x Fem!Reader

Warnings: smut, 18+, enemies to lovers (sorta), Jake being Jake, oral sex, masturbation, hot stuff, shameless PWP, purely self indulgent smut, unprotected sex (don’t be silly, wrap your willy), sexy talk (bad), MINORS DNI

A/N: Hiyaaaa. So smut has been long overdue on my blog and I’m gonna give it to you (excuse the pun lol). I wrote this for the amazing @sweeterthanthis ’s 6K challenge. Lau, you are a gem and you deserve every follower, if not more, which you definitely have by the time this fic is out lol. Love ya, hope I’m not too late, heh. 😅 I based this on a story one of my friends told me about how she nearly hooked up with her trainer (i’m glad she didn’t tho, he was…bad.) anyways, hope it doesn’t seem too illogical. Shameless PWP here lol.

Follow my sideblog @lexiscyberlibrary and keep the notifications on for updates! Check out my masterlist for more!

18+ blog, Minors not welcome, you are responsible for your own media consumption. Not beta'ed, any mistakes, grammatical or otherwise are all mine. I post my stuff only on Tumblr and AO3, nowhere else. I do not give anyone permission to reproduce, copy or translate my work. Likes are welcome, reblogs are much appreciated! Dividers by the wonderful @firefly-graphics

Prompt 44. “I’m gonna treat you so nice, you’re never gonna let me go.” - Pretty Woman

Walking into the gym, you prepared yourself for another day of arduous exercises. This had been SUCH an oversight on your part. Turning 25 was bad enough without your brain telling you that it was time you slowed down on clubbing and paid more attention to your health.

So you took up that gym membership that your friends had gifted you. Like A FOOL. You remembered the first day you entered, the day of reckoning. You’d spent wayyy too much on a new workout wardrobe, and Lulu Lemon was a bad idea to visit when tipsy.

And on top of that, your trainer was an asshole.

Jake’s Special

Pairing: Jake Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 836

A/N: this is written for @mymindslabyrinth from this ask/request, sorry it took me a while to get to this, love, and I hope you enjoy this little fluff with Jake😉 I hope this make sense cuz I feel like I haven’t been able to convey what i want to say lately and idk why🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️ [gif credit to @forchrisevans​, dividers by me]

Warnings: fluff, mention of bad days/overthinking etc.

You haven’t been feeling your best for the past few days, you don’t know what it is, but thoughts just kept coming through your head, overthinking everything. And when you overthink, your inner demons tend to come out and tell you that you are not good enough, telling you that no one cares, and telling you that you are being ridiculous for feeling this way.

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Christy this was SO ADORABLE😭😭😭😭💓💓💓💓💓🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I MELTEDDD

Jake Jensen is a cutiepie and he deserves the world, and the Petunias winning💓💓

Lovely stuffffff😢💓🤗🤗🤗

Zombie Hunt; the wager…

Pairings: Jake Jensen x female reader

Warnings: explicit sexual content- sexual innuendoes, making out, implied smut, explicit language (must be 18+)

Word Count: ~1.8K

A/N: so this idea came about after an ask from @starlightcrystalline here and I couldn’t get zombie hunting with a soft!Jensen out of my brain. 🧟‍♀️ He’s a little more sure of himself in this one than I normally write him, but I figure he’s in his nerdy element 😏

Thanks for the ask with the pic of zombie hunting Jensen, Carly 🦒💚

This is not beta read. All mistakes are my own 🖤

My best friend, Jensen {part 1}

Pairings: Jake Jensen x female reader

Warnings: explicit language, explicit sexual content- boner, making out, mention of excessive drinking, drunken flirting, pining, making poor decisions when drunk, friends to lovers (must be 18+)

Word Count: ~1.2K

A/N: requested from prompt list here. A modified number 47.

This is not beta read. All mistakes are my own.

FRIENDS TO LOVERS FRIENDS TO LOVERS

WE LOVE TO SEE ITTTT🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

Gosh, Carly this was soooo cute! Jake is the cutest and he is so in wuv omigoshhhh

Loveddd this💓😘😘😘😘

Jealous Boy

Pairings: Jake Jensen x female reader

Warnings: smut, sexually explicit content- oral- female receiving, dirty talk, slight possessiveness kink, slight size kink, jealous Jensen, Jensen with no game at ALL, explicit language (Must be 18+)

Word Count: ~2.3K

A/N: this was a request from @wanderinglunarnights! Thank you, my dear! Glad we can share in a mutual love for that adorkable nerd boy 🥰

And my love of Jensen just grows! He’s my current favorite to write.

Thank you to the lovely and talented @amythedvdhoarder for beta reading this for me. But all mistakes are my own.

CARLY OMIGOSH THIS IS MY FANTASY IN A NUTSHELL AAAAGH

I'M HERE JAKEY BABY, READY FOR ALL THAT😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

This was so fucking hot and I crave car sex now jfc ughhhh

An Act of Kindness

Pairing: Jake Jensen x Female!Reader Word Count: 3,994 Summary: A simple act of kindness seals your fate. Warnings: Explicit language. Explicit sexual content. Implied stalking. Yandere (I think!). Non con touching. Implied non con sex. Dark!Jake Jensen. Dark fic. 18+ only!

A/N: Eeep, okay, my good hoes, I am playing some more with dark!Jensen here for my obnoxiously late entry to the lovely @bonkywobble​ ‘s Halfway to 1K writing challenge. I’m so sorry this is late, love, thank you for being flexible with me! I hope you enjoy this! ❤️❤️❤️

My prompt was: Coffee Shop AU + Jake Jensen

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Oh my....

LIKE, WHAT. This was so friggin hot and scary! Dark!Jensen is always a fave, but here? HE WAS THE CARING SCARY. Ugh. I am in awe.

much love! <3

Hot Girl Bummer: Meet the Losers

Hot Girl Bummer: Meet the Losers

Series Masterlist

Words: 3.3k

Pairing: Jake Jensen aka Best Buy X Single Mom Reader

Warnngs: Expletive use, explicit sexual content in a romantic relationship, references to other explicit sexual situations, pregnancy, barely justifiable mounds of fluff.

Disclaimer: The author of this work claims no ownership of characters aside from the reader, and original secondary characters mentioned. This work is not intended for those under the age of 18 due to explicit sexual content and adult themes. By reading this work or any works on my blog (jtargaryen18), you agree that you are at least 18 years of age. I do not consent to have my work hosted on any third party app or site.This work is intended for the enjoyment of readers.You are responsible for noting the warnings before reading. Please read responsibly. If you’re looking for a post to launch a personal opinion, demean anyone, or tell me to get help - move along.

Summary:  Jake’s invited The Losers to your house for a cookout so you can officially meet them. You also have some unexpected news to share with the man who has stolen your heart. How will he react? Are you ready for what comes next?

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Another knock on the bathroom door. You swore under your breath, fighting your heaving stomach as you sat next to the toilet.

“Jake, please go down and make sure the mac and cheese doesn’t burn.” You sounded pitiful and felt worse.

“It’s Michelle,” Jake’s sister called from the other side of the door. “Are you okay?”

You blew out a sigh.

Jake was so excited about today. You were having the team over for a cookout and while you’d technically met them before, today would make it official.

You’d been looking forward to today. You’d heard so many stories about each of them, you honestly felt like you knew them now. The house was cleaned up, most of the food was ready, and everyone was due to show up in the next hour.

And here you were. You’d been sick since you got up this morning.

You were afraid you knew exactly why.

“Can I come in?”

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UGHHH this was such a perfect end to a wonderful story! This is a bittersweet moment, I loved the ending, but I’m sad that it’s ending :( Also wow, the sex was so sensual, loved it so much!

Hopefully we’ll get a special wedding one shot (hint hint) ?

Thank you for this amazing series, queen!

The Naughty List

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𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝: 𝚄𝚗𝚠𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝’𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜? 𝙰 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚐𝚒𝚏𝚝 👀

You shook the box Jake handed you. He could barely hide his ill-concealed glee, making you highly suspicious. In fact, he had been like this everyday leading upto Christmas. Still, it was sweet of him to make time for you amidst the busy week he was having.

“What’s gotten into you today?” you asked, eyeing him as he practically bounced in his spot.

“Remember how you were checking out stuff on my iPad the other day? You must’ve forgotten to close the tab, babe.” he smirked. 

Frowning, you tried to decipher what he meant when it suddenly struck you. Oh no. You then remembered that you had been on Amazon, checking out the latest sex toys and vibrators, as a joke. But you could’ve sworn you’d closed the tab and been on incognito the whole time! 

Grimacing, you realised that the bloody tech genius probably knew how to bypass that little roadblock. You should’ve known better!

“What did you see and do I need to stand back for whatever is gonna happen if I open this box?” you asked him sardonically, dreading the worst.

“Let’s just say I’m glad you’re not Santa, coz baby what I saw, was the naughty list.” he grinned, proud of his little joke. You rolled your eyes, carefully tearing through the wrapping paper. This man was a child sometimes, and you were SURE this was some practical joke he would get a kick out of. Oh well, best to humour him then.

What you saw after opening the box, however, stopped you in your tracks.

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My lovely, Jake for the win! Not only does he get another delicious fic, but he earned that spot on the naughty list. Diving in because he couldn’t just sit by and watch? 🔥 Thank you for participating! 💖

Oh goshhh can’t believe I missed this! Ahaahah yes Jake is well on his way to becoming my favourite!

Thank you so much, I had so much fun participating!