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another life saved by girl on girl action

@bluejaybytes

jay // he/they // lesbiangendered lesbian who likes women. in a lesbian way // sideblogs are BluejayGryphon for FR and Petalstem for WC // DMs are always open for chatting, feel free to tag me in posts // blorboposting is my tag for HZD/HFW // im Catalyst #3320 in Splatoon
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isatoru

loving a character so much will unlock such vulnerable and cringe parts of you that you try to suppress so bad but you can't like it's so humbling

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dear-ao3

took apart my whole keyboard to clean out the goo that got stuck there and i feel like i know it so much more intimately now. like yeah computer you can judge me for my search history if you want but ive seen you without your keys so....

dont ask questions you dont want answers to

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It’s The anniversary of the day I had a stroke for no reason so let’s celebrate with this real bus ad

“Milllenials! They say you can’t have it all. Well we’re here to say you can. You can have a stroke!”

Image description: the sign additionally says:

Learn the signs:

  • F - Facial drooping?
  • A - Arm weakness?
  • S - Slurred speech?
  • T - Time to call 9-1-1. With stroke, every second counts. Take the signs seriously. And, eat something; you're skin and bones!

The first letter in each word of the list is highlighted and spells out FAST - the acronym that helps you to remember the signs of a stroke.

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Reminder to call emergency services for your specific country, not 9-1-1, if you live outside of the US!

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alexseanchai

addendum to image description: it's by Minnesota Stroke Association, StrokeMN dot org

thank you both!! Transcription of words from an image is a almost impossible for me now bc I can’t type on a keyboard without autocorrect and my working.memory is crap bc of the stroke so it all gets jumbled. I am very happy when people take the time to caption stuff I post ❤️❤️

Appreciate people reblogging this without the misinformation about smelling burnt toast (it’s not a stroke symptom!)

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bluejaybytes

Being an OC guy can literally get so dire. What do you mean I'm obsessed with my own bullshit. AGAIN

Parker's literally not even the protagonist. She's just straight up not. The protagonists are May and June and they're the main lens of which the narrative centers itself around. Parker was literally just a background plot element for a side character who grew wildly out of control and warped the entire plot around her by accident. Fuck !

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