are you flipping my flops rn??

"average noldo commits zero kinslayings" factoid is actually wrong. average noldo commits a healthy amount of kinslayings a day. spiders arafinwions, who commit zero kinslayings on a daily basis, are outliers and should not have been counted

@searchingforserendipity25 "an average arafinwion commits 5.00625 kinslayings a day" factoid is actually wrong. an average arafinwion is generally safe and peaceful to be around. spiders Angrod and Aegnor, who in average commit 10 hypothetical kinslayings a day, and spiders Finrod, who in average commits 0.0025 very hypothetical kinslayings a year, are outliers and should not have been counted

I don't like the babyfication of the smallest siblings of the finwean families. I headcanon that they are worst than their older brothers.

Aegnor & Angrod: They live at Dorthonion!! Right in front of Thangorodrim. If someone is afraid of death its certainly not them. Plus they are named something like fire fist? Metal something? Those boys are chads

Argon: Fought orcs by himself and freezed to death. Give this boy some credit. I bet he was like a mini version of Turgon but with Anairë's looks.

Amras & Amrod: ooooh ok. I actually have a crazy headcanon for this two: Amrod dies at losgar and Amras goes crazy. Like actually crazy. He moves to Ossiriand and stablosjes on Amon Ereb, far from the north and there he becomes his own version of Frankenstein and brings Amrod back to life.

Putting that appart, i think he was the only brother who was actually eager for the Third Kinslaying. He survived the most and that speaks a lot to me about his strength.

Finrod: "An oath I too shall swear, and must be free to fulfill it, and go into darkness. Nor shall anything of my realm endure that a son should inherit."

Arafinweans:

Galadriel: wow, that was depressing. But, like, for real, you can't possibly not have someone who's head over the heels for you! I mean, you're probably the most wanted party in Beleriand!

Finrod:

Finrod: Artanis, I'm engaged.

Arafinweans:

Galadriel: YOU'RE WHAT