Finrod: "An oath I too shall swear, and must be free to fulfill it, and go into darkness. Nor shall anything of my realm endure that a son should inherit."
Arafinweans:
Galadriel: wow, that was depressing. But, like, for real, you can't possibly not have someone who's head over the heels for you! I mean, you're probably the most wanted party in Beleriand!
Finrod:
Finrod: Artanis, I'm engaged.
Arafinweans:
Galadriel: YOU'RE WHAT
the reason turin was speechless after beleg died is because he was shocked by how bad that joke was, trust me guys i was gwindor’s lamp
I looked through the messages in my inbox for the first time in a long while, and saw one from @dinlukedyke that asked if Din and Luke knew about the gunsaber. And it reminded me of this post I read recently about why the Jedi only use kyber for lightsabers. It’s really beautiful, and I’m sure Luke must have read a similar philosophical explanation somewhere in the Sacred Jedi Texts.
Meanwhile, teenage Ezra took one look at this symbol of protection and restraint and went “But what if it had a blaster?” I’m not gonna say he was wrong either. I mean, look how alive he is!
You son of a bitch I’m in.
Shawn ate some random junk from the Isu, right? So here the thing:
Just for, ya know, spite lmao
I can just imagine Shaun going “Random junk!? That was manna! The food of the gods! It’s not some random jun-”
Also, just imagine:
How POEs taste like according to Desmond:
Apple of Eden: Actually tastes like peaches. Desmond was absolutely disappointed it didn’t taste like apples.
Rings of Eden: Different types of chocolate. One of them definitely had booze in it, wwwoooaaahhh
Shrouds of Eden: Cotton candy.
Spears of Eden: Roasted Sesame.
Swords of Eden: Chocomint.
Staves of Eden: The sauce/oil/soup in a canned tuna.
Crystal Balls and Skulls: They pop when he crunches them.
Fountain of Youth: Pepsi. Desmond is wondering if there’s a fountain that tastes like Coke.
Memory Seals: Each seal has a different taste that seems to correspond with the memory it contains. They apparently taste like different flavors of Skittles.
Precursor Box: 2 day old Chinese takeout (“what???” “I said what I said.”)
Currently on the lookout: Staff of Hermes Trismegistus that Basim is hiding because it has his fucking mistress in it.
If the Piece of Eden isn’t it the list, it only means Desmond hasn’t eaten it yet. That doesn’t mean he won’t though.
Shaun swears Desmond is fucking with them by saying weird flavors. There’s no way in hell a Sword of Eden would taste like choco-freaking-mint!
