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I love the marauders era (specifically the skittles). I have watched a lot of TV shows. ISTJ.
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REGULUS: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
MARLENE: >:0 language
PANDORA: yeah watch your fucking language
EVAN: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MY SISTER THE FUCK WORD?
DORCAS: 'the fuck word'.
JAMES: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
EVAN: Merlin they censored it
BARTY: say fuck, James
EVAN: do it, Potter. Say fuck.
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the mauraders fandom is just a big group project where we keep going of each other's ideas and making it bigger and bigger while all simultaneously ignoring the teachers instructions cause we hate her

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junkiepunkie

Sirius: REGULUS BLACK!!!

Regulus: -oh shit

Sirius [storming in dragging James by the ear]: how the FUCK did James find out about me and the girl on the beach

Regulus [laughing hysterically]: what the one who asked if you wanted to go on a date and you threw a starfish at?!!

James [crying holding in laughter]: ….I messaged her…. She se- she sent him a howler

Regulus [straight cackling]: BRILLIANT!!!

Sirius [steam coming out ears]: WHY DID YOU TELL HIM!!?!?!

Regulus: what- I didn’t tell him!

Sirius: oh yeah? then who did?

[cut to a montage of the following]

Regulus: okay well, I told Remus

Remus: so naturally I had to tell lily

lily: oh come on Mary needed to know-

Mary: so I told Marlene

Marlene: and I tell Dorcas everything

Dorcas: I only told Pandora

Pandora: so that night I knew I had to tell Barty

Barty: I only told Evan

Evan: I swear to god Pete asked

Peter: ….shit was I not supposed to tell James

[cut to Sirius]

Sirius: THATS YOUR SECRET KEEPER?!?!!!

…..you bitches are so gonna die…

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caspervi

My prompt for the @marauderswithpalestineproject Fandom Initiative! 🇵🇸

Donated by Anonymous ⭐️

Prompt 22 ( Dorlene ) “Marlene and Dorcas at a bar (could be with friends) & Marlene sees Dorcas dancing, maybe just a girls night out.”

Thank you Anon for the donation it was lovely working on this! And thank you to everyone who took their time and effort to participate and help on this project!

✨Absolutely stunning!✨ Dorcas, the woman you are!

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fiasco95

Barty, barging into the Gryffindor common room: What’s up losers!

Sirius: Wh—

Barty: I actually don’t care, don’t answer that!

Remus: That—

Barty: Anywhoo! Am just here to collect my bitches!

James: Hey—!

Barty, looking at Pandora & Dorcas: Respectfully.

Barty, turning to Regulus: Disrespectfully.

Marauders & Friends:

Barty: Alright, great talk! Let’s go bitches!

Pandora, Regulus & Dorcas kissing their respective partners and following Barty out of the common room.

Marlene: …What the fuck just happened?

Lily: No fucking clue.

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Regulus: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: James: ...I did. I broke it. Regulus: No. No you didn't. Sirius? Sirius: Don't look at me. Look at Barty. Barty: What?! I didn't break it. Sirius: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Barty: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Sirius: Suspicious. Barty: No, it's not! Remus: If it matters, probably not, but Marlene was the last one to use it. Marlene: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Remus: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Marlene: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Remus! James: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Regulus. Regulus: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Remus: Regulus... Sirius's been awfully quiet. Sirius: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Regulus, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Regulus: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Regulus: Regulus: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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arianwyn-art

hc that everyone at hogwarts just calls barty “barty,” because he makes a point to distance himself from his father and nobody really knows his full name, but the skittles are close enough to him that they’re allowed to call him bartemius as a joke. just imagine.

evan: barty. get down.

evan: bartemius. off the table.

or

dorcas: and then fuckin bartemius had to go and-

marlene: im sorry what

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